Dear Holmes..

[Grif of Hearts]

It's the polar opposite of how late is too late.

But then how late is too late? D:

[Sherlock Holmes]

Whoever sent the Canada Proposals one is probably very offended right now.

Bitch.

They probably are, but they shouldn't be surprised by the response. I mean, so many errors in the typing.. Instant turn off.

That Murder Suggestions person is creeping me out.

They're not entirely creepy, just somewhat unorthodox. I do appreciate their ability to think the details through, however.

[Hank]

They're not entirely creepy, just somewhat unorthodox. I do appreciate their ability to think the details through, however.

Yeah, I agree, that's what creeps me out. They're obviously so intelligent and creative and all those other positive adjectives...

[Azarthes]

This is supposed to be anonymous or something, Hank.

[PrimezTime]

That Murder Suggestions person is creeping me out.

Oh my gosh... I know who suggested it.

Are we allowed to say it or...?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Oh my gosh... I know who suggested it.

Are we allowed to say it or...?

In all honesty, I think anyone who reads that knows who wrote it. XD

[PrimezTime]

In all honesty, I think anyone who reads that knows who wrote it. XD

I'll say half the people who read it will know. Some people really don't know how 'unique' this individual is.

[overwatch]

At least get it right.

Couldn't remember whether it was we or I. Now I do. Ah, well, whatever. I win, I lose.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'll say half the people who read it will know. Some people really don't know how 'unique' this individual is.

I suppose there's an element of truth there. XD




Also, a few more questions/answers have been added.

[AngelKitten]

The last night that you're there, take a few skeins of yarn, and a pair of scissors -- Cut lengths that stretch about from one side of the hall to the other, doorknob to doorknob, with about 6 inches extra on either end. Tie each length of yarn in a double knot around the handle of the doorway opposite. If doors are staggered, do the same in a diagonal pattern (neatly!), as you would lace a pair of sneakers. When the occupants awaken in the morning, either getting ready to leave for home or to do mundane morning rituals, they will not be able to leave their rooms. (They can use their cellphones to call for help.)

While they're all struggling, walk out to the front of the building (where at least a few people will see you -- put on some loud music or something to get their attention or yell). Once you've got a few confused faces at their windows, flip them all off, wave/blow them a kiss, and walk out like a boss.