Captain Colonialism saw the unpatriotic smoke in the sky. Summoning a giant metal eagle, he jumped on it's back and flew with great haste to the factory fire. His perfect dismount into the billowing flames was complimented by an awe inspiring fireworks display and the sound of the Star-Spangled Banner. His aura of Justice and Freedom began to snuff out the inferno as he took stock of his surroundings.


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