Anonymous Sophistikit Confessions

[Bela]

Anonymously confess things specifically about Sophistikit.

You can delete any of the ones you don't want up here Sopy.

1. I have never masturbated while thinking of her.
2. I think Sophi's an alright person. -Not KB
3. Stupid hair stupid stupid dumb.
4. Sophi scares me. But I like Sherlock.
5. I imagine giving her pearl necklaces when I masturbate.
6. I think Bela is reprehensible for furthering the disturbing harassment of Sophistikit. It's one of her more appalling personality traits.
7. I've heard she wears dresses and isn't really Canadian, she just says she is so she can be different from everyone else. (Like some moose loving, flannel wearing, lumberjack hipster or something.)
8. Sophi deserves to be covered in hot tar, feathered, and then chased out of North Amuricka.
9. She's a bitch who pretends to be cool when in reality she cries herself to sleep due to having no friends and family that hates her.
10. I want to put my penis in Sophi's vagina.
11. Sophi, I'm sorry that Spam's obsessed with you. Maybe that's just one of the hazards of being Queen of Canada, eh?
12. Sophi is awesome.
13. I think she's ugly and mean. Like a step mother.
14. I...I don't even know you. But hi!
15. I hear Sophi is really a 5 headed dragon that feeds off the souls of dead fetuses.
16. I wish I was soapy cause then I'd be quality.
17. One of them was fine and regular, but the one about traveling between dimensions and stuff... I think there was some fucking involved.
18. Sophi, I am a mormon, and much like the piney scent of Hank's manhood, I long for the feel of your rough hands against my skin. The way you grip and squeeze, your long fingers finding the nooks and crannies of my soul. The sweet release, you would be my mistress, in Hank and I's baleful marriage.
19. Soapy Pebbles, you are the coolest evar, let's make music together, and sing in sweet harmony.
20. lolSophi'sgay

[Sophistikit]

Fuuccckkkkk.

[Azarthes]

Okay.

[Sophistikit]

Bear in mind the standard rules apply, Bela, you can't post any of the really graphic/profane/fucked up shit people are bound to send you.

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Or you could have mercy and not post anything at all.

[Bela]

XD Can I PM them to you?

[Clirkus]

Sophi, you're so popular. :P

[Sophistikit]

lol..... the really bad ones? :|

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Sophi, you're so popular. :P

I'm as hated as I am loved. ;D

[Bela]

I have a question is the mentioning of masturbation (but not in explicit detail) against the rules?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I have a question is the mentioning of masturbation (but not in explicit detail) against the rules?

Aaaand there we go. XD

[Elendra]

I have a question is the mentioning of masturbation (but not in explicit detail) against the rules?

Well this escalated quickly