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03-18-2013 #1
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Guys, I have a confession

All of these confession threads have been making me think about it.
I am really a man. Jero is just some fabrication of my imagination.

No, fuck that. The truth is is that I am a big sissy and I care about each and every one of you fuckers. Probably a bit too much.
Why do you think I try to host games for you all to play? Because I enjoy devoting my time to those I care about, in hopes that they have fun and enjoy their time.
I love you guys. T.T

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Squee.

Squee.

I pass on my title of Spam Fetish Guru to you.

Do me proud.

;_;

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You have never been more attractive to me than you are at this moment

Originally Posted by Azarthes

KB and Squee just banged by proxy or some shit.
I think

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Squee is like that really hot teacher you had in middle school

She's smart, kind, and makes up really great games for the class to play

But you kind of ignore that

Because you're going through puberty and all

So you take everything she says as a come-on

And sit in class all day thinking about banging her

But you're like 12 so you have no idea what that means

And you know you could never have her

Because her boyfriend might get pissed

But you can dream, damn it

So I guess I'm trying to say

Statutory rape is bad

Or something

Email me if you want to RP or something: ladysquee@yahoo.com
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03-18-2013 #2

SmexySpiral

Unʕ•ᴥ•ʔable

<3

How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today?

Originally Posted by Esper

Svenn quit pretending your head is a phallic shaped object and mind your manners.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

cool

Originally Posted by Kenyi

Zed, which part of your not-even-close-to-adult brain does not understand "Shut the fuck up"?

Originally Posted by Kingdoml1

You people disgust me

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

no

Originally Posted by sobamushi

..........apparently I have standards.

Originally Posted by RandomEncounter

I remember those.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I'm glad I'm such a positive influence in your life.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck are you

Originally Posted by Card VII

Or you could liquify them and inject those delicious carbs right into your eyeballs.

Like a real American.

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03-18-2013 #3

Taaja Hart

āˈtipikəl

Squee, I don't know you that well, but sometimes you make me squee. <3

"You can still love someone and be wrong for them..."

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03-18-2013 #4

TripMyHop

The nicest spammer

<3

- - - Updated - - -

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

<3

I just realized your name says spiral but I thought you were smiral.

What is happening to my brain gith now.

http://i.imgur.com/Jk5TqOa.gif?1

Originally Posted by Azarthes

I declare Tripmyhop as the second person in spam to be anywhere good at nick names.

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03-18-2013 #5

Darkshadowmark

Proud Sonic Fan

*Wink*

Because Band Wagons are awesome

Originally Posted by Tempest

<3s

Simply <3s

Originally Posted by FoxLeFay

Darkshadowmark, those games are fantastic. Glad to see them getting more love.

I'm a fun loving guy that just wants to roleplay the way roleplay is meant to be done, imaginative and fun. Who cares if it's off of canon or if something is different. A good roleplayer will join in with the fun and change the canon to something even better. Fan-canon! XD

I'm a storyteller too, if I get into a roleplay, i'm not gonna join in to help your character be all perfect. I want to tell my own story too, throw in a twist or two into your story to make people go "woah! Didn't see that one coming". Even if it does mean that your character might get smacked around a bit, it won't be the end of the world. Just means that they got a few scunwanted caresss. Put a band-aid on and get back into the fight! lol. Its a lot better then straight godmodding or instant-deaths. Thats for sure.

Although, keep in mind, friend, that I'm not gonna fight your character. I'm not interested in fighting with my fellow roleplayer in a full on Player-Character vs Player-Character brawl. A few monsters fighting against you, sure, but I'll never willingly allow my character to fight against yours or anybody elses. Its not not fun at all. Oh, and totally not invisible text here. [COLOR=######4f4a4a]Totes invisibleh[/COLOR]

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03-18-2013 #6

Bela

Hell In High Heels

Oh Squishy. ;_; I consider you more of a sister than my flesh and blood sister.

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.

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03-18-2013 #7

FoxLeFay

Enchantée

Squee, as I've mentioned before, you're the reason I decided to hang around Spam. It's all your fault because you're too damn sweet T.T <3

Originally Posted by The Australian

What this refined, classy lady said.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You, madame, have excellent taste

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

If this somehow leads to us making a xenomorph, I would not be ashamed.

Originally Posted by Azarthes

To be fair if I had the choice to live in a land where basically everyone is happy and I get to fuck around with magic but I had to be a pony I would jump on that so hard.

Originally Posted by mdk

I'll go first: JAMPONS. They're like your regular super-absorbant pads, but now they link to your iPod and blast the hot beats out of your slot machine.

Originally Posted by Sherlock Holmes

I'd buy it, then load it with something that has a heavy bass. Best period ever.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Who the fuck is teaching math in my shower

Originally Posted by Chloe

It's a shame that none of us are ventriloquists.

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03-18-2013 #8

Azarthes

Diamonds

<4

God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Never, you say?

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG, NEW FRIEND!!! <33333333333

Hi, I'm Jorick, I'm the friendliest and most cheerful person on Spam!!

Welcome to the forum, ask me if you have any questions!! xD

Originally Posted by Jorick

Arguable. I could simply enjoy mocking you lesser beings and would be sad to see that pastime go away.

But for real, there are a lot of people here I like. Most I don't give a fuck about, but some, yeah.

Originally Posted by Jorick

OMG THIS THREAD IS SO KAWAII~!!! ^_^

Fuck Foxxel to many words and shit

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Your eloquence is breathtaking.

Don't mind me, just dethroning some bitches

Originally Posted by Squee

Sherlock is no long the RPG Art Master.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I-want-to-stick-my-dick-in-animals-y.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

Raichuisdabest is a fun spammer who is better then rilla.

Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

HURT ME! I WANT YOU TO HURT ME! HURT ME NOW!

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03-18-2013 #9

Bela

Hell In High Heels

Originally Posted by TripMyHop

<3

- - - Updated - - -

I just realized your name says spiral but I thought you were smiral.

What is happening to my brain gith now.

Smiral is a shortened smush of Smexy and Spiral.

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AOTM #25 The Four Elements [CASUAL VOTING]
Theme Suggestions & Monthly Schedule
Hall of Fame
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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

Originally Posted by Alkeni Synair

And more realistic. +10,000 Points to Bela.

I switch my alliegance to her!

Originally Posted by Auggie

Bela-
Cute and deadly.

Originally Posted by vslayer

Originally Posted by Azarthes

Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

You. My Pants. Now.

Originally Posted by Dex

Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

MINE! *rawrs, and tears you apart, molecule by molecule then rolls around in your blood*

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

Originally Posted by dman0649

Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

Originally Posted by Guru Gloin

I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Don't threaten my Bela!

Originally Posted by omnijay

Bela, I <3 You.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

Originally Posted by Svenn

Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

Originally Posted by The Doctor

The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

Originally Posted by vslayer

I now love you, 15 000 times

Originally Posted by Warrior in the shadows

No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

Originally Posted by MissSquee92

Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

Originally Posted by Ace of Spades

Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

Originally Posted by Woodfin

Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.

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03-18-2013 #10

SebasChan

Per Astra ad Aspera

<3 We all love you too, Squee.

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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