A Goodnight Confession from Taaj

[Taaja Hart]

I would abort our baby if so.

This is coming from someone vehemently against abortion.

I'd name the cut-up fetus "Tears of the Iris."

[Valcherion]

I'd name the cut-up fetus "Tears of the Iris."

Fuck my life.

[The Australian]

I shall have offspring with every Spam member and name them after various wildflowers and weather patterns.

Sunflower Stratocumulus.

[AngelKitten]

1. Why the hell did I even stick around Spam? You guys are a bunch of creeps and stalkers and messed up hipster haters who do awful things to yourselves and others and kill cats and shit. That being said-

2. You guys are great.

3. Most of you, anyway.

4. Thanks for being a pseudo-support system for me and everyone else who's come here honestly looking for advice when we're too broken to look for it in places that would be considered more reliable/healthy/realistic. You guys know your shit, and I'm glad some of you are able to stick out your necks to give words of comfort and advice and mockery/scolding to a lil' bitch like me, among others.

5. I wish I knew some of you in real life. And even if not in real life, on a more personal level, because comfort levels/distance/shit reasons. So I'll just say, if you need someone to talk to or whatever, I can't promise I'll be entertaining, but I'll try to talk to you like a normal human being.

All of my [2].

[TripMyHop]

D'awww that is adorbs, Taaj.

At first I thought you were cold/standoffish but chatting with you on skype has been really fun. I defo want to talk to you more.

[Genghismike]

BUT NOW I'M DONE. NOTHING FOR ANYONE ELSE, GET AWAY FROM ME.

;.;

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I shall have offspring with every Spam member and name them after various wildflowers and weather patterns.

I would abort our baby if so.

This is coming from someone vehemently against abortion.

[2].

[Herzinth]

The risks of invisible links suddenly become apparent.

[Hellis]

Daww.

[Taaja Hart]

I think that's all. Might regret making this in the morning, so SAVOR THE SWEETNESS WHILE IT LASTS.

Hurr hurr hurr