Reply With QuoteThe first sentence seems like something Griever could copy-pasta a thread with.
The last sentence I expected, "And I almost shit myself when someone burst outta the bushes and ran down the street."
So I’m laying here when my sister in law comes up to my bedroom door, scared as fuck, saying she saw someone walk past the window and thinks someone is outside. Now we are the only ones home and she's smaller than me, not to mention a complete ninny.
So I, being the badass I am, have to grab the rifle, walk out the front door to look around and I’m like ‘If anyone is out here, you better get the fuck off my property or I will shoot you.’
Now if only you can imagine little ol’ me, totin’ my rifle and putting on my ‘big boy’ voice…Gotta admit though, it’s awesome feeling like you have to protect someone like that. Touch my sister, I fuck you up. That, and I was totally sexy out there.
Doesn’t help this girl has like 3 stalkers. No joke.
The first sentence seems like something Griever could copy-pasta a thread with.
The last sentence I expected, "And I almost shit myself when someone burst outta the bushes and ran down the street."
Originally Posted by Hank
Never had the displeasure of knowing Griever that well.
And secondly, if someone had, I probably would have. No lie. WE live in the buttfuck middle of nowhere. And it's pitch dark outside...
Suddenly; boot through your window.
Nah, but a black cat came idly strolling past the front door right after.
The harbinger. The fucking harbinger.
You'll never be heard from again.
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Why the fuck don't you post here more? I seem to remember you, which means you must be at least halfway intelligent compared to the other spammers...which isn't saying much, but still.
-points to infraction-
You see that scar? I took a wrong step in spammer territory and made a complete idiot of myself.
I've been wary ever since.
I can see why.
You spammers can be completely brutal.
I didn't have the smarts to hack it, but I like to think I'm learning to fit in.
Jster's just being mean. You're far more enjoyable than a lot of others.
Or maybe I'm just still consumed with guilt after the Darthwarman malarkey and feel the need to be nice to people. One or the other.
You love me?
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