So I’m laying here when my sister in law comes up to my bedroom door, scared as fuck, saying she saw someone walk past the window and thinks someone is outside. Now we are the only ones home and she's smaller than me, not to mention a complete ninny.
So I, being the badass I am, have to grab the rifle, walk out the front door to look around and I’m like ‘If anyone is out here, you better get the fuck off my property or I will shoot you.’
Now if only you can imagine little ol’ me, totin’ my rifle and putting on my ‘big boy’ voice…Gotta admit though, it’s awesome feeling like you have to protect someone like that. Touch my sister, I fuck you up. That, and I was totally sexy out there.
Doesn’t help this girl has like 3 stalkers. No joke.
Jster's just being mean. You're far more enjoyable than a lot of others.
Or maybe I'm just still consumed with guilt after the Darthwarman malarkey and feel the need to be nice to people. One or the other.