I liked the Element of Surprise one.
"Our lives are full of consequence. I just want to share the consequences of my life with everyone. It doesn't really matter to me where those consequences end up, just so long as I'm not the only one experiencing them. You know what I mean? It's like how musicians, dancers, and story tellers enjoy sharing music, or dance, or stories. I just share something a little more finite...
...something a little more final."
I liked the Element of Surprise one.
''Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take first place.''
I think I need this one especially. I could wear it to calculus.
No, this is the best t-shirt.
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