#51. I'm not a nudist, but I find myself naked in public fairly often.I joke so often that people don't take me seriously, even when I am being serious. I banged my teacher when I was 16. Samantha, if you read this, I hope your baby get's all of your genes because that dude you married is Hucking Fideous. Originally I thought I was affraid of commitment, but now i've realized I don't like to put effort into relationships, and I'm also not a plant. I've been home schooled all my life. I used to write emo poetry, and draw porn on the back of it. When my teachers found it tapped to every stall in the men's room, they were pretty confused. I've thought about being a male stripper for bachelorette parties, or at least, that's what I used to want to do.
#52. 46 - I would tattoo your abdomen. I'm not very good at it. There will be blood.
#53. The only reason I hate rap is because it's black people music and I'm secretly extremely racist.
#54. I'm obsessed with some spammers. I imagine having conversations with them but in reality I'm too afraid to approach any of them.
#55. @44, I'll be there baby.
#56. After taking off in my Delorean and leaving Atlantis and 9600 B.C.E. behind, I traveled to California. I creeped up to Azarthes's bed in the middle of the night and, without waking him, licked his leg from the knee, behind the calf, and to the lower buttocks. I left him my number but he never called me back.
#57.
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#41.
We haven't spoken in years. The worst part is, I'm afraid it's going to happen again with someone else I'm close to...
#58. Doctor Myyt, Myyt, Calling Doctor Myyt Doctor Myt, Doctor Myyt, Get up now
#59. Brand told me I would never work in this town again unless I looked at pics of him in his underwear.
#60. I may act aloof, but really I'm a big softie. Having to ban you guys hurts.
#61. Myyt-san You don't have to put on the red light Myyt-san (put on the red light)
#62. I've said swag and yolo ironically so often that they've become a part of my regular vocabulary. I'm an awful person.
#63. @55 - I hope you don't mind if I bring along a friend. He's new to the whole thing, but is eager to broaden his horizons. And don't worry, I haven't shaved since we last met.
#64. Meanwhile, on the island city of Atlantis, Taaja Hart prepares to avenge her genitals and kill the man who gave her crabs and/or herpes. With the aid of Nazi science and the aliens who built the Great Pyramid, she slowly began working on a way to travel to the future to kill her former lover.
#65. ZED! There really is a Skype group. Everyone is playing a game with not telling you about it.
#66. While I've been making a point to sticking to well known songs, I'm kind of surprised at how easily your recognizing them off the top of your head. -
sparkle~*
#67. 52- I'm into bloodplay. I'm also fairly sure you'd never see me coming. Until it was too late. Right in the eye.
#68. Homosexuality is enforced in the new spam group.
#69. @ 59: You won't.
#70. @63 - As long as he's also a bear, fine by me! The more the merrier, you know? I'm so excited for this to happen.
#71. 67 - I will tazer you in the crotch
#72. I really want Foxes to do gay porn so I can have an excuse to watch gay porn.
#73. 70 - Oh, he is most definitely a bear. Not as hairy as you and I, but then, who is?
#74. Christie. So, you prolly remember me from that one night where I tied you up and things got real kinky, but if you don't, I can't blame you. But anyway, I really loved that night, and I'd like to do it again some other time, even though I know you're a bit preoccupied in the basement as of late. Hit me up love, <3.
#75. I'm actually a really nice person, but very few people ever choose to talk to me outside of Spam banter. People seem to think I'm some kind of jerk, but those few I've talked to elsewhere know that's not really the case. I'm also horribly socially inept and can't ever bring myself to break the ice with people I'd like to talk to, so I'm kind of stuck in this weird cycle of being aloof and standoffish while wishing I could stop it. It's really awkward.
#76. Hey there myytilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you would take your breath away
#77. @70 and 73: Can I get in on your bear sex?
#78. Foxes is what the kids down on castro street call a 'twink', and he's taking all comers
#79. I am too trusting. I open up to people if they've shown me a little kindness, and I'm tired of getting hurt for it. Tired of having high hopes only to disappointed over and over again. But the alternative seems worse.
#80. I'll talk to you, 75.
#81. @73 - True enough. As long as he's big and hairy, it's good enough for me. <3
#82. Paul is incredibly attractive ~ Sophi
#83. A certain communist is actually only 12 years old. I have his birth certificate.
#84. 71- If I want to rape you, you WILL be raped.
#85. Foxes is about to send you horse porn. Avoid clicking.
#86. Number 65 really wasn't me
#87. Crap, I'm running out of songs with oft repeated names that I can remember off the top of my head -
sparkle~*
#88. I really am creepy, aren't I?
#89. 81 - Glad to hear it! His name is Nat, or something along those lines.
#90. I'm horribly insecure about my small penis.
#91. 84 - If I have anything to say about it, you'll have to turn to necrophilia before you touch me.
#92. I AM THE ANTICHRIST
#93. Tell me you love me
#94. Number 65 was me.
#95. People in Skype are wondering who is ruining their carefully laid plans. They've forgotten they invited me, I've been lurking all along. What bunch of idiots, also? Foxes needs to SEVER.
#96. #83 - YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH.
#97. I don't ever dance because when I do, I make this chick look like a professional:
#98. I'm actually married.
#99. I like my penis. I'd like more people to like it, but that would be really odd of me to express publicly, wouldn't it?
#100. That Australian fucker posts too many war pictures for the amount of funny he brings to the table.
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