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    ♠Class 'A' Offender♠ ♠Ace♠'s Avatar
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    What?



    This looks like the absolutely shittiest movie ever.

    Not even the tits can save how fucking stupid this trailer is to me.

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    wtf

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    What the hell does Spring Breaker mean?

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    The dubstep sucks

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    And I will whisper, "No." Card VII's Avatar
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    Hooooooooooooooooooooooooold it.

    Stop right there, Hollywood.

    Not even finishing it.

    Who the fuck gave the green light for this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GohanSSJ View Post
    What the hell does Spring Breaker mean?
    I assume the director was trying to be "clever" as they are breaking the law, while on spring break.

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    Hooooooooooooooooooooooooold it.

    Stop right there, Hollywood.

    Not even finishing it.

    Who the fuck gave the green light for this?
    When the first five seconds consist of the line, "Rise and shiiiine, little biiiiitch." Said by a hot blond girl, I knew this was gonna be a real winner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠ View Post
    When the first five seconds consist of the line, "Rise and shiiiine, little biiiiitch." Said by a hot blond girl, I knew this was gonna be a real winner.
    I didn't hear that line. For what I watched of it, even Youtube was like "Look, don't make me do this."

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    x_x Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, STAHP. Wait is that James Franco? STAAAAAAHP.


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    What even.

    Anyway, I looked this up on IMDb (for whatever reason - I think part of me wanted to confirm this wasn't a joke...) and I stumbled upon this gem of a review:

    Quote Originally Posted by IMDb Reviewer who gave it 10/10 stars
    OK, so I saw "Spring Breakers" last night at the Gothenburg Film Festival and it's still fresh in my mind. My first reaction was one of absolute elation after witnessing an extraordinary piece of transcendental art. The film feels somehow beyond the postmodern dichotomy of good/bad or high/low - rather - it reads like some sort of hyper-simulacrum that reflects contemporary culture in an extremely complex manner. The themes of the film are similar to what Korine has touched upon before: mundane reality vs. an intense "heightened" or elevated existence beyond good or evil, where reality is replaced by a (or the) dream that goes on forever and ever. But in "Spring Breakers" those themes are presented in more dimensions than in for example "Mister Lonely" or "Trash Humpers".

    The liquid colorful cinematography is spectacular throughout, though some scenes especially stand out, for example the robbery and the montage that goes along with Britney Spears "Everytime", spectacular examples of great art. There is a method of repetition that runs through the film (which I'm sure will annoy quite a few people), dialogue is repeated, scenes are repeated, images are repeated, the sound of a gun being loaded (used brilliantly as poetic punctuation) is repeated - every time eschewing the original meaning of said occurrence

    thereby adding another level of analytical value and another point to
    the already complex sentiments. It really speaks volumes of contemporary culture where the "dreams" of the populace is nothing but representation and spectacle in its purest form. With "Spring Breakers" Korine has really managed to reflect, deconstruct and subvert (the way the great fun of it also becomes the grim menace of it, I find genuinely subversive) what some might see as banal popular culture and escapism and turn it into radical poetic hyper-cinema, and I truly found that masterful.

    I look forward to the general reaction to the film once it gets a wide release, but I doubt it will be a hit with either mainstream audiences or bourgeoisie film critics. I think it will appeal mainly to fans of art-house exploitation or experimental genre-cinema.
    I like this guy. Unless he was being serious, in which case... O_o
    Amazing set courtesy of Lillian Thorne!

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    Wow, you weren't wrong. This looks fucking terrible. James Franco, what the fucking Hell are you doing.


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