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03-19-2013 #1
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Spam: Total War

Pick which Total War I play and then submit yourself to join the armies of Spam as we fight bad guys and shit.
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Where the fuck is Empire?

...

Medieval II it is.

Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.

'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.

'Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'' - Winston Churchill.

'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)

'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis

'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele

'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.

'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire

'The lamps are going out all over Europe, and we shall not see them lit again in our time. ' Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey

'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden

'In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.' - Robert Frost

'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.

'Audentes Fortuna Iuvat - Fortune Favours the Bold' - Vergil

'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams

'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian

'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque

'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel

'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel

'Which is no more than what is false and vain,
And merely mortal dross
So little is our loss,
So little is thy gain.'
-O Time (John Milton)

'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)

'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling
03-19-2013 #3
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me me me!

My Blog, Oh my!

Thanks squee.
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Originally Posted by The Australian

Where the fuck is Empire?

...

Medieval II it is.

Aussie, whai? Lord of the Rings!

Originally Posted by Richard Jeni

If you're on the far left or the far right [of politics], you know what you've done? You've gone too far.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Holy shit that's a good one

Everyone else go home Sebas gets a gold star

Starting immediately

Originally Posted by Elendra

I love you

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by CommunistZed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

Originally Posted by Communist Zed

Originally Posted by SebasChan

THE POLICE WILL STOP YOU! ONE DAY MORE! THE NEXT TIME YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE THEY WON'T STAY QUIET. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, ZED!

BUT BABY!
I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU!
NO, SERIOUSLY, I RIPPED OUT A HOBO'S EYES FOR YOU.
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME BACK?!?! <3

I KNOW ABOUT THAT WHORE YOU HAD OVER LAST NIGHT. YOU DON'T LOVE ME! JUST LEAVE ME BEFORE THE PAIN GETS WORSE. JUST. LEAVE. AND PUT THE HOBO BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE PETS HOME AFTER THE ROADKILL INCIDENT.

I DO LOVE YOU!
THAT WHORE WAS GIVING ME THE MONEY SHE EARNED THIS WEEK.
TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE BABY.

NO MEANS NO, WHETHER IT'S IN THE BEDROOM OR OUT ON THE TOWN. SHE WAS IN OUR HOUSE. I SAID YOU COULDN'T TAKE WORK HOME. PACK UP AND LEAVE, DAMMIT.

Oh fuck who am I kidding, I could never kick you out. Ily2bby

Originally Posted by The Australian

I don't know if you're a female or a male, but, what the hell

<333 <All the hearts.

Originally Posted by The Australian via VMs

I prefer the 'SebasChan likes metal dildos' explanation better

Originally Posted by KuroTenshi

Hang on a sec I need to fangirl over Sebastion

and now I'm done

Originally Posted by Christiefries

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

THERE ARE NERDFIGHTERS IN THIS THREAD OMG SEBASCHAN AND CHRISTIE YOU TWO ARE MY NEW FAVORITES *DRAGS YOU INTO A RABBIT HOLE*

Originally Posted by Guru

I love you.

Just saying.

#NerdfightersAlltheWay!

Oh and that picture is adorable.

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03-19-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by SebasChan

Aussie, whai? Lord of the Rings!

Medieval II, he gets to get his ass kicked in a Crusade.

Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.

'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.

'Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'' - Winston Churchill.

'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)

'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis

'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele

'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.

'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire

'The lamps are going out all over Europe, and we shall not see them lit again in our time. ' Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey

'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden

'In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.' - Robert Frost

'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.

'Audentes Fortuna Iuvat - Fortune Favours the Bold' - Vergil

'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams

'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian

'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque

'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel

'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel

'Which is no more than what is false and vain,
And merely mortal dross
So little is our loss,
So little is thy gain.'
-O Time (John Milton)

'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)

'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling
03-19-2013 #6
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Originally Posted by The Australian

Where the fuck is Empire?

...

Medieval II it is.

I don't have Empire, sadly.
03-19-2013 #7
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Originally Posted by Foxes

I don't have Empire, sadly.

Get it, then get Darthmod, and play as Britain, motherfucker.

Or better yet, just get Hearts of Iron III (All the addons) and start as Germany in 1944 on hard. I want to see how long your ass lasts until the Red Army is parading through the Brandenburg Gate.

Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.

'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.

'Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'' - Winston Churchill.

'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)

'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis

'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele

'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.

'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire

'The lamps are going out all over Europe, and we shall not see them lit again in our time. ' Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey

'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden

'In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.' - Robert Frost

'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.

'Audentes Fortuna Iuvat - Fortune Favours the Bold' - Vergil

'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams

'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian

'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque

'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel

'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel

'Which is no more than what is false and vain,
And merely mortal dross
So little is our loss,
So little is thy gain.'
-O Time (John Milton)

'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)

'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling
03-19-2013 #8
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I can't do another Paradox game.
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Originally Posted by Foxes

I can't do another Paradox game.

Didn't it turn you into its bitch or something?

Pulled into war to serve a vision;
That's supposed to last a thousand years.
Part of a machine;
Unstoppable, as merciless as tidal waves.

'We are not interested in the possibilities of defeat; they do not exist. ' - Queen Victoria.

'Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'' - Winston Churchill.

'Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.' - Horace (Odes)

'O quam cito transit gloria mundi - How quickly the glory of the world passes away.' - Thomas à Kempis

'The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.' - Josef Mengele

'One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one' - Agatha Christie.

'Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.' - Voltaire

'The lamps are going out all over Europe, and we shall not see them lit again in our time. ' Foreign Secretary Sir Edward Grey

'I have resolved never to start an unjust war but never to end a legitimate one except by defeating my enemies.' - Charles XII of Sweden

'In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.' - Robert Frost

'I have no intention of shooting myself for that Bohemian corporal.' - Generalfeldmarschall Fredrich Paulus.

'Audentes Fortuna Iuvat - Fortune Favours the Bold' - Vergil

'History is a tangled skein that one may take up at any point, and break when one has unravelled enough.' - Henry Adams

'Es gibt keine verzweifelten Lagen, es gibt nur verzweifelte Menschen - There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.' - Generaloberst Heinz Guderian

'We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial—I believe we are lost.' - Erich Maria Remarque

'Only he is lost who gives himself up for lost.' - Oberst Hans-Ulrich Rudel

'In a man to man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine.' - Generalfeldmarschall Erwin Rommel

'Which is no more than what is false and vain,
And merely mortal dross
So little is our loss,
So little is thy gain.'
-O Time (John Milton)

'Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.'
-The Charge of the Light Brigade (Alfred Tennyson)

'If any question why we died, tell them, 'Because our fathers lied.'' - Rudyard Kipling
03-19-2013 #10
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Nah, they're just kind of... shitty, I guess.