I'd Read It.

[Drakel]

snip...

[Beatrix]

2nd

And you're still under the bed. I think I have a better position.

[LightAlysCity]

I'd hope so. The Cat's crazy cousin "Giraffe" is based off you.

I'ma go ahead and take that as a compliment.

[Bela]

Where do I fit in in all this?

You're also a cat. You're The Cat's sister. This is your halloween costume that you wear constantly. No one knows what it is. Not even you. We mostly call it the Melon Monster. You enjoy hiding in dark alleyways and scaring would be rapists from attacking young pussies.

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I'ma go ahead and take that as a compliment.

It was. She's crazy in a good way. Like the person you totes want to hang out with at a party.

[Vena Sera IV]

We also need a Spam cast original play based on the best selling novel.

[Beatrix]

You're also a cat. You're The Cat's sister. This is your halloween costume that you wear constantly. No one knows what it is. Not even you. We mostly call it the Melon Monster. You enjoy hiding in dark alleyways and scaring would be rapists from attacking young pussies.

Well, can you pass me my pills? I forgot to pop them.

[Bela]

Of course.

Did I mention the screenplay is a musical? So is the stageplay.

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Well, can you pass me my pills? I forgot to pop them.

XD Yeah.

[Beatrix]

XD Yeah.

Thanks hun <3

[LightAlysCity]

It was. She's crazy in a good way. Like the person you totes want to hang out with at a party.

I'd down.

[PaladinFoster]

Reminds me of that theory some guy had were someone can literally be their own mother, father, and daughter provided that time travel and a "perfect" sex change operation that includes successfully grafting functional reproductive organs exist.