Conversations with my Mum.

[Scribz]

Taaj has used: Move out of home forever. It is partially effective.

Scribz has used: Cry in a corner and hope to not get beaten.

It was ineffective.

[HaloAssault]

That's Scotland for ya. I swear my mother drinks more since we moved here.

[Scribz]

That's Scotland for ya. I swear my mother drinks more since we moved here.

I swear, must be something in the water.

Like, a nip of vodka.

[♠Ace♠]

My mother would win.

EDIT: Why do boys always say the same shit when it comes to their parents like this?

Well, I can only imagine your mother is a horribly ripped she-beast with biceps the size of minivans and more testosterone than a raging bull elephant.

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Mine will have an empty glass bottle in 5 minutes.

Mine will have an empty glass bottle in 5 minutes.

She must be a heavy drinker, two empty glass bottles.

[HaloAssault]

I swear, must be something in the water.

Like, a nip of vodka.

More than a nip. Like. 85%? I don't know, I can't mathemiticate when I'm drunk on vodkawater

ALSO I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MY ADVANCED HIGHERS KAY

[Scribz]

More than a nip. Like. 85%? I don't know, I can't mathemiticate when I'm drunk on vodkawater

ALSO I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT MY ADVANCED HIGHERS KAY

KAY. BUT KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE ADVANCED HIGHERING ABOUT MATHS, I'LL BE ALL "AW SHIT NIGGA I DON't KNOW MAN THAT SHIT IS HARD" BECAUSE I DID MATH IN 1st AND 2nd Year uni and ADVANCED HIGHERS IS LIKE HALF OF THAT AND IT'S ALL FUCKING HARD AS SHIT DOG.

[HaloAssault]

KAY. BUT KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE ADVANCED HIGHERING ABOUT MATHS, I'LL BE ALL "AW SHIT NIGGA I DON't KNOW MAN THAT SHIT IS HARD" BECAUSE I DID MATH IN 1st AND 2nd Year uni and ADVANCED HIGHERS IS LIKE HALF OF THAT AND IT'S ALL FUCKING HARD AS SHIT DOG.

YOU'RE SCARING ME SCRIBBLEKINS. D: ANYWAY I MADE A THREAD ABOUT THIS CRAZY ASS SHIZZLE THE OTHER DAY THAT EXPLAINED ALL THE THINGS
BUT BASICALLY
I'M DOING 4 AHs
AND ONE OF THEM IS A CRASH, AS IN, I DIDN'T DO HIGHER FOR IT
>_________>
AM I CRAZY

[Valcherion]

Taaj's mom used: Religious Bullshit. It is minimally effective.

My mom would use this, except she'd have a whole clan of religious bullshitters with machetes and guns.

How you like that now?

[Azarthes]

Azarthes uses I might have the best family life on RPG.
It's very niener niener niener motherfuckers.

[Kill Bones]

Azarthes uses I might have the best family life on RPG.
It's very niener niener niener motherfuckers.

I have the best family life.

I haven't spoken to my parents in years

It's great