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03-21-2013 #1
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shit, guise, i found a unicorn.

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03-21-2013 #2
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Fucking Beutyfull

made by the ever charming and talented Lillian Thorne.

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Sketchbook/Gallery I TUMBLR I DEVART

Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
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Oh... Upon reading the title I thought you meant the slang use meaning a hot bisexual chick who isn't just experimenting with being bi.

I should maybe get off the internet for a while. :|

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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Yes, Jorick. Yes. Doesn't that beautiful piece of corn look like a sexy bi chick?

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I'm disappointed pedobear isn't in the background. It being a hot bi chick an' all.

I don't bite...I nibble.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Give me the body of Terry Crews and I'll do anything you want me to. ♥

Originally Posted by The English

You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thirsty sharks.

I wish for a spoon.

Originally Posted by Jorick

First an invite to a hypothetical wedding as your best man, now imagined cradling. I might be creeped out if I weren't so inexplicably aroused.

Originally Posted by VagrantRomani

Oh man. so wrong.... SO VERY WRONG!.....but yet so right!!!!
I approve.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

'That Columbus guy'? Yeah, he was about as insignificant as that Washington dude and that Queen Elizabeth chick...

Originally Posted by Hale

Welcome to the Ward of the Terminally Insane, take a number and a seat and a nurse will be with you shortly. In the meantime, feel free to browse our extensive magazines and periodicals and take these pills...

Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts

Don't worry Cathy. I'm here for pleasure.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

But who the hell wants to fuck a chimp?

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hmmm... Whats the catch?

I sure hope it isnt aids. That would be unfortunate.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Asuras, that sig is distracting me far too much to focus on anything you post. I start to read it, but then I scroll down and everything goes black for a while. Next thing I know, it's 20 minutes later and my pants are nowhere to be found.

Originally Posted by OlNoSoul

Pokemon and large men unboxing different games. If this OOC was burned down, nothing of value would be lost.

Good work.

Originally Posted by AwsonRew

I just ate my mouth.

Originally Posted by HaloAssault

The weirdest thing about this video is that nobody would look that happy if they realised that man had crawled into their bed with a stuffed bear in the middle of the night.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Plus everyone dies... C'mon IW. They have a lovely track record for killing off characters in shit ways.

Soap: more-or-less falls to his death.
Yuri: first time you see him he gets shot.
Grizz: Shot in the head after standing in the middle of a firefight like a dumbass.
Gaz: Shot in the head for the same reason.
Ghost and Roach: betrayed by dick-head Yank and burned with cheap gasoline and a knock-off cigar.

Etc. etc. At least MacMillan survived getting hit by a fucking helicopter.

Originally Posted by Scribz

Guys.
This site is amazing.

I just ordered 5 girlfriends.

Chea.

Originally Posted by Genghismike

Finally, don't use spongebob, for the love of God. Please, don't make spongebob xD

Originally Posted by Whiskey

Your pig came onto me, bro. One thing led to another.

Originally Posted by Ozymandias

One. But when it comes to Catharyn I have to use decoys for personal safety.

Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Life is full of surprises.

Some are pleasant.

Some are anal.

Originally Posted by The Australian

Guys.

This is Foster we are talking about.

Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

But Esper, do you have any idea how smoothly 8 gigs of RAM is going to be able to render Master Chief t-bagging dead Covenant in Halo 7? So smooth you'll be able to detect even the most subtle variations in each thrust of chrome junk toward alien mouth.
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03-21-2013 #6
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Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

Yes, Jorick. Yes. Doesn't that beautiful piece of corn look like a sexy bi chick?

I said that was my first thought on seeing the title, not the picture. stfu

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

I think Jorick's the only person who can make giant posts and I'll still read them anyway.
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