Moved. Please erase, mods.
Last edited by Mystyice; 03-25-2013 at 05:42 PM.
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- Queen Elizabeth I
"I'll rip out your spines one by one and knit them into sweaters!" -Dark Matter (it's just really epic)
"Don't hate, that's not nice at all! If you don't like something, destroy it so that it never bothers you again, but don't hate." -Mistmonk
"Ow, fuck!" -Roald Dahl's last words (he was pricked by a deadly needle)
"Looks like it's time to...BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND!" -Deonix
"Those who know where to hide their secrets...know the secret to creativity." -Anonymous
"I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger." -Anonymous
"I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." -Albert Einstein
"If your face was low enough, I'd use it as a chew toy." -A Raptor
"If you see a hobo, don't give him money. Give him food that he can use. Can you imagine a hobo buying something on the dollar menu without getting weird looks?" -Anonymous
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a mortality rate of 100%." -R.D. Laing
Imagine how much it would suck if you were diagnosed with lung cancer. What could be worse? Well, really, torture and executions are worse things than cancer, but imagine if your cancer...was actually a pea. Yeah, a pea, the kind that you eat. Ron Svedon, a retired teacher, was diagnosed with cancer when doctors found something in his lung. Some time later, they realized that it was something much less-a pea. Ron had inhaled a pea, and the lungs provided moisture and air for the plant. It's like those lima-bean-in-a-bag science experiments you did in elementary.