Hey, I'm new!
A friend told me about this place, decided to check it out. Looks pretty nice here, so I hope no one minds another newbie hanging around!
Welcome! I'm old!
I wonder who that friend could be, though please do check this place out. We are pretty nice most of the time, and besides we were all newbies once!
The Manifesto of a Enigma
I think newbie is a relative term. I'm still a newbie compared to many people here. It doesn't bother me. I hope you have a great time here and welcome.
Welcome to the Guild, CROOKEDMAYHEM. We are very happy to have you. We adore newbies, so much so that we have staff assigned to help settle them in, look for users with italicized user names (or myself for such assistance). I do suggest you read this Guide, it will fill you in on what we do around here. If you have any questions let me know, I am always happy to help new users. Happy RPing.