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03-21-2013 #1
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ActRaiser's Spam Confession(s)?

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/discovery-d...221434864.html

I confess that I'm racist. I hate all Humans.

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03-21-2013 #2
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Well, no, that would be misanthropy. Racism is hating a specific race, misanthropy is hating humanity.

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Originally Posted by Sophistikit

I don't know why, but this fucking killed me. Maybe it's your utter determination to be an asshole, but wow, I lol'd.

Originally Posted by Turtlicious

And now I can't stop laughing, Thanks Jorick. <3

Originally Posted by Darkdrago666

You loveable asshole, you.

You are blunt, and to the point.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

If I had feels, they'd be all yours. :'D

Originally Posted by Myyt

Jorick: This guy is an evil genius. In the dry, in your face trufax sorta way. If you ever want the blunt truth, this is the guy to ask, which makes him amazing.

Originally Posted by Esper

Jorick is one of those people you shouldn't take seriously. He is rude for the sake of being rude much of the time. Outside of Spam that is not who he is, but here in Forum that is how he carries himself.

Why do I respect that? He doesn't give an apology for being himself or making ridiculous claims to deflect when people call him on it. Jorick is Jorick, a charismatic ass to the end.

Originally Posted by Elendra

Ladies, contain your orgasms for Jorick

I had dibs first.

Originally Posted by Rilla

Put it this way.

If me and Jorick meet docile or non-docile lifeforms... they'll bow.

Without a fight.

Why?

Because it's me and Jorick.

We'll use our combined charisma, wit, and generally dickish attitudes, to put them in their unwelcome places.

Vote Rilla/Jorick - Space Emperors... To Infinity... and Beyond.

Originally Posted by overwatch

When Jorick says something, It's like adding a 100,000 ton weight onto a side of a scale.

Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Jorick is like a monster truck shaped like a t-rex

He is elegantly designed, menacing, loud, a bunch of people love him for reasons I don't understand, and he makes no fucking sense when described by similes

Originally Posted by Azarthes

The both of you
Every single time
I make a mistake
and it's like
BLAM JORICK PUNCH INTO SOPHI KICK
EVERYTIME.

It's like Sophistimammoth but with less bashing and more sass.

Originally Posted by Walker of Darkness

You're an egotistical, sociopathic, insufferable jackass, but you stick to your convictions and in general show others respect until they prove to be nothing more than bumbling idiots. You've also shown a kinder side from time to time, but very rarely. Other than your blown out of proportion ego, I have no issues with you.

Originally Posted by ★LunaLight★

Jorick, I find you to be really witty and fun. I'm also jealous of your writing ability. I get mad at you when you do stupid things that get you banned, but at the same time I don't think it is my place to tell you those things since we aren't good friends yet. You seem like the kind of person I would consider dating.

Originally Posted by Hank

Jorick is a monster. The way he perfectly knows how to emulate this depravity of a subculture with cold, unerring accuracy is just inhuman. Ted Bundy raped and killed women. Jorick's worse.

Originally Posted by PrimezTime

I imagine Jorick as Khal Drago. His victim would either suffer, take it, and cry about it or learn to please him and become his Khaleesi.
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03-21-2013 #3
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Originally Posted by Rose Swan

I really do not like you.

Originally Posted by INoxious

Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.

I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.

Originally Posted by Jorick

You, sir, are a rotten bastard.

Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter

I bet you have a nice ass.

Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?

Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.

Originally Posted by NatsumeHack

You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.
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The joke was clearly lacking and for that he will be fed to the Creatures of the Pit of Broken Dreams.

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Jorick, He who is without mercy

Originally Posted by Jorick

Leave it to you to bitch slap my nonsense with logic.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Guys, seriously

Psychologically speaking, I've got the biggest dick here.

Originally Posted by rpg101

They're using this thread as a form of fucking entertainment, and you're the main attraction.

My advice? Leave. Leave and don't come back.
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03-21-2013 #5
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Originally Posted by Esper

The joke was clearly lacking and for that he will be fed to the Creatures of the Pit of Broken Dreams.

Screw those pathetic wannabes. We should sacrifice him and that Maria chick to the Porcupine Mimes.

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I'm sure quite a few of you have been confused by certain nicknames I have for people, so I've compiled a list of the people who I have nicknames for. If you're on this list you should probably be happy, because it means I've actually thought about you more than necessary. Or it means you did something stupid and I'm punishing you.

Ace -- Reginald
Azarthes -- Az/Me
Beatrix -- B
Brooklyn -- Brooks (I don't think she even ventures into spam anymore)
CommunistZed -- Zeddy
Darkdrago666 -- Dragomir
Foxes -- Foxy
Ghengismike -- Mikey
Grif of Hearts -- Griffin
Jaxi -- Jax
Jorick -- Ricky
Jster -- Jack
Kill Bones -- Kelso
KnightShade -- Vincent
Kyuki -- Ky
Love That Panda -- Pandabear/Crazy Lil Oreo
Ozymandias -- Oz
PrimezTime -- Optimus Primez
Rose Swan -- Rosie/Rosalie (when she's in trouble)
Ruby -- Tuesday
Scribz -- Scotty
Sole -- Ty
Sophistikit -- Sopy
Squee -- Squishy
Svenn -- Kid
TP -- Parry
Werecat -- Kitty

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I switch my alliegance to her!

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Bela-
Cute and deadly.

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Bela, I want to be inside you.
I mean.
Bela I want you inside me?

Eh fuck it.

This.

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Dude...Ive seen Bela do some crazy things, you would be jealous.

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Dex is loling, Bela, you're awesome.

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Wow, everyone wants a piece of Bela... time for me to get in on this.

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Bela, I like the way you phrase things.

This is why I married you.

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Bela never ceases to amaze me.

I could marry her again.

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Bela, I love you. Only a Blazing Saddles quote could have undone what happened here.

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I'm Oscar Schindler. You just made my list.

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Don't threaten my Bela!

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Bela, I <3 You.

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Time for some 'black tips.'
Listen to Bela - She may be a psycho bitch and you may lose all respect for yourself - but it won't matter, you'll be entertained.

Originally Posted by Sophistikit

Bela's one of my favorites now ;D I could tell it was pretty much inevitable, but her insanity rivals my own. We are the keepers of the "uh, yeah, too far" response

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Rose, listen to Bela. So far every post that i see her make, makes sense and something good comes out of it. She probably has the most experience than most people here. I'm a guy so I don't know much, but ^ she makes sense.

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The Doctor is adding Bela to his list of favorite people.

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I now love you, 15 000 times

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No wait, I nominate BelaTalbot.

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Nothing against Bella, but...shit. She doesn't deserve it. She's too...amazing.

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Bela is too hot to be the spam whore, agreed.

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Bela, every post you make should be quoted by law.
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