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    Crinoid, Feather Star Antarctic Termite's Avatar
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    Having an orgasm cures hiccups.

    I learned something new today.

    Now to find an anatomically learned girl and tell her I need to remedy a synchronous diaphragmatic flutter via stimulation of the vagus nerve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite View Post
    I learned something new today.

    Now to find an anatomically learned girl and tell her I need to remedy a synchronous diaphragmatic flutter via stimulation of the vagus nerve.
    Since no one else is doing this I will:

    -slaps upside the head for being a fuckwit-

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    Since no one else is doing this I will:

    -slaps upside the head for being a fuckwit-
    I think nobody wanted to go through the effort trying to correct something that can't be corrected.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyi View Post
    I think nobody wanted to go through the effort trying to correct something that can't be corrected.
    It's my duty to try and help with slaps upside the head.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyi View Post
    I think nobody wanted to go through the effort trying to correct something that can't be corrected.
    This is how I feel about most of the fuckwits in Spam nowadays. It's sad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorick View Post
    This is how I feel about most of the fuckwits in Spam nowadays. It's sad.
    But the feel of my palm on the upper back portion of their head.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    But the feel of my palm on the upper back portion of their head.
    It's okay, we know you enjoy it.

    Wat

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    Sig this now dammit, i dont come up with witty shit very often


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scribz View Post
    It's okay, we know you enjoy it.
    You're so understand Scribz. Hold me and if you should decide to cop a feel limit it to less than 6 seconds.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Esper View Post
    It's my duty to try and help with slaps upside the head.
    I know you love the feeling of stupid being punished underneath the might palm of your hand, but not everybody shares that feeling or wants to dirty his/her hand by touching that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyi View Post
    I know you love the feeling of stupid being punished underneath the might palm of your hand, but not everybody shares that feeling or wants to dirty his/her hand by touching that.
    Oh god no. I don't touch them. That is what my plated gauntlets protect me from.

    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are. It is the rest of your story – who you choose to be.”

    "Illuminate a world that will try to bring you down."


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