*holds hands up and surrenders* Don't hurt me...much! Hello Elociderm and welcome to the site, we're all friendly and only a few of us bite. Don't worry about having weird sense of humor, I've been told I'm rather odd and strange so you'll fit right in. Before you head off, I would suggest looking at the New User Guide in my sig. It will explain the site's outlay and what's in each section, making it easier to head into specific sections or explore. If you have a question just ask it in the Ask a Comrade thread, we'll do our best to help you out. There's also other links, including the Guild Newsletter and WotM/AotM Contests to check out if you're interested. Have fun rping!