BioShock Infinite IC

[Elizabethelamb]

*yawns* I am so tired.. Too much reading today hurts my head. *laughs lightly before resting her head on the couches pillow* I think I might.. *yawns again* go to bed..

[Tumblepop]

Comstock watched Elizabeth from behind the glass window. He pressed a button, and thousands of spiders of various shapes and sizes began to flood into her room. He started fondling himself madly.

[Elizabethelamb]

As Elizabeth slept, she could feel her skin being tickled all over. She woke up in a frenzy to find that spiders were all over her. She began to scream and swipe them off and away from her. "Oh god! How did this happen?!",she screamed and ran around hoping the spiders would go away eventually. So much for sleep,yet she wasn't surprised as this happened every once in awhile. "Why does this keep happening!?",she whined to herself.

[Gap Dragon]

The Witch Doctor bursts into the room. "Apologies, my lady." he answers. With a shake of his staff the spiders all flock to him and crawl up his leg and beneath his under garment, filling it almost to the point of it bursting. "I seem to have entered this world through a tear in reality. Would you please send me back?"

[Tumblepop]

Comstock's fondling session was cut unexpectedly short by the appearance of the Witch Doctor. He flailed about angrily before pulling out his keytar to summon Songbird. With a mighty bionic chirp, Songbird crashed into Elizabeth's apartment and began to fist the Witch Doctor mercilessly. Comstock's fondling continued.

[Elizabethelamb]

Elizabeth stopped running around as soon as the spiders were off of her. She panted slightly, trying to catch her breath. She looked up to see a man and stepped back abit. "And you are?",she asked hesitantly. Right after that she heard the bells ring and the whistle blow. Her eyes widened in panic. "Oh no.. You need to hide!",she yelled at the man and screamed when Songbird came flying through. She quickly hid under her desk,grasping tightly at the legs.

[Gap Dragon]

As Songbird attempted to fist the Witch Doctor, the thousands of spiders were misplaced from his bulging undergarments, and began to swarm all over Songbird's leathery body. The creature dropped him and began to flail about like a man with tuorettes. While Songbird was distracted Witch Doctor summoned a gang of zombie dogs to get into the scrap. Songbird was deathly allergic to dogs and had a nasty reaction. Bird crap and mucus flew everywhere. The bird flew off with sheer embarrassment. Witch Doctor got up and turned to Elizabeth. "I am Witch Doctor." he replied, wiping the crap from face.

[Tumblepop]

Comstock got on his fancy intercom. "Witch Doctor, more like Bitch Doctor!" he shouted in a smug manner. Comstock punched through Elizabeth's window and leaped into the Fray (they're his favorite band. He heard them through a tear once). The members of the band encircled Witch Doctor and began beat him with their instruments before dragging him to the kitchen sink so that they may begin to baptize him. Comstock looked at Elizabeth. "It is ok child, they are only baptizing him. Also, I am your dad."

[Elizabethelamb]

She stayed under her desk scared straight. Her eyes were still wide as she looked around seeing that songbird was now gone. Elizabeth gulped hard as she came out from under the desk and dusted her skirt. "Nice to meet you,Witch Doctor..",she said unsure of herself. "Where did you come from?",she asked.

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She glared at the man who came into her room. "My dad..?",she asked herself that than towards him. She was utterly confused.

[Gap Dragon]

Witch Doctor was unable to reply as he was drowning in a sink. He used his voodoo talisman shit to summon the tortured spirits of baptism victims to save him. They punched the Fray in the dicks, making them all sterile like Comstock. This gave Witch Doctor the opportunity to break free and unleash a horde of washington zombies. They formed a mosh pit that lead to the demise of the band members.