Welcome to my interest check....wooo. I guess this is the part where I tell you what I'm looking for. Well I THINK I wanna role play. About what? I have no fucking clue, it's pissing me off. Because of that I'm in no hurry to get anyone to message me. God damn I'm horrible at these stupid ass interest checks. What ever happened to just jumping into a role play and doing that. Now everyone has these god damn interest checks....*sigh* ANYWHO!!!! >_> MY RULES!
1. Over 18 pretty please. No seriously, there might be mature themes. So I don't wanna see a message in my inbox saying "I really would like to role play with you. but I'm only 16 could you maybe scratch that 18 rule."......"NOPE!" It's happened before a few times, that's why I say this. As for the mature themes go well...Violence, possibly drugs, sex, blah blah blah. I do have limits and I'll let you know when or if you reach them.
2. Romance...yuck cooties. Ehhh I'm fine with romance but it get's boring after a while. I'll also only be using two characters for this role play and those two romance doesn't mix well. My favorite and oldest character Chess I'll possibly allow romance if it's not some love at first sight bull shit. IF your character turns out to be spineless and depressed ALL THE DAMN TIME then it's a no to romance and the role play!!! God I hate that. My other character Question Mark....no romance what so ever. Sex sure maybe...but no romance.
3. As for post length, if the role play is really good and interesting I can post up to three paragraphs. If I'm using more then one character and or the role play is REALLY FUCKING AMAZING!!!!! I'll post more then three. My paragraphs are pretty damn big at times too. I don't do short five sentence paragraphs, unless I hit a writers block or a slow part in the role play. As for YOU be able to post at least two or three big paragraphs...pretty please.
4. MORE THEN ONE CHARACTER!!! I love playing as more then one character. As I said I'll be using both Chess and Question Mark in this role play at some point but if the role play doesn't die and it's really good I'll throw in some of my other characters and make some new ones. As for you, you don't have to role play as more then one character BUT it'd be really cool if you did. Like really good, I'd possibly give you a hug, or a mug, or a rug, or a tug....ewwww!
5. I enjoy both dark and goofy lighthearted themes. My character Chess is very goofy and silly at times but can get serious. If you role play with me you'll notice that Chess is a lot like Doctor Who and Question Mark is a lot like Deadpool. I did pull Question Mark straight from Deadpool. I wanted a Deadpool character. Chess on the other hand is totally by mistake. I have been role playing for five years and Chess is my FIRST character. I just only got into Doctor Who a few months...back in March. So yeah...he is NOT a Doctor Who clone...if you say he is...I will bite your head off....not really...that's gross.
6. I can't really post every single day. I will try and post once a day but there will be times where I'll be like fuck it. I'll want to like chit chat with my role playing partner. If you aren't the type that wants to chit chat from time to time then I don't think we'd be good role playing together. Sorry.
7. Females only please. Look I don't mind role playing with males as long as it's in a spar OR and group role play. Seeing as I'm not looking for either of those, I'd like one of the humans with the boobs.....well wait....guys boobs too.....kinda....right? Guys have boobs...I mean they have nipples. Anywho females please!
8. As you can see I'm very strange, and I'll throw a few bad words around, blah blah blah. If either of those two things bothers you well I can cut back on the cussing but I WON'T stop being strange, weird, silly, goofy, what ever the hell you wanna call it. I just won't. I'm a very nice though! ^^.....SEE!!! I did this face ^^ that means I'm nice!
9. Look NOT everyone I role play with has this kind of character but I do come across them from time to time. If your character is spineless, whiny, and depressed ALL THE DAMN TIME....*Points over to a door.* There is the door, don't let it hit your ass on the way out. I get so tired of those kind of characters. Characters who are always serious don't bug me as much but I still don't like them either. BE SILLY SOME TIMES!!! Damn...>_> Is that so hard to ask?
Uhhh I think that's about it. So if you're interested in role playing with me send me a message!!! Again I have no idea what I want to role play about BUT we can talk it over in messages. So....c ya?