Say "honestly, how much better than me do you think you can get?"
"Even if gravity weren't to exist, I'd still fall for you." xD
And, of course, obligatory, terrible nerdy dick joke pickup lines from a friend of mine (okay, I helped) who was making these up earlier.
"Are you highly pressured magma? 'Cause you've made me diamond hard."
"You've turned my floppy disk into a USB drive; mind if I upload my data?"
"Are you nearly out of space on your C: Drive? 'Cause I have a D: Drive you can use instead."
And so on and so forth.
Willow: So I get punished ‘cause I'm in pain?
Giles: It's not punishment. I'm only saying this because I—
Willow: Oh, you care. Yeah. Everybody cares, but nobody wants to be inconvenienced. You all want me to take some time and go through the pain, as long as you don't have to hear about it anymore.
Giles: No, that's not fair.
Willow: Isn't it? ‘Cause I'm doing the best I can and it doesn't seem to be enough for you guys.
Giles: And I see how you could feel that way, I do—
Willow: No, you don't. You say that you do, but you don't see anything.
"I'd step on a lego for you."
"I'm willing to go anal"
“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
3DS Friend Code - 3883-5104-4967
Originally Posted by Jorick
Just stare at them awkwardly.
That's my approach.
I'm so lonely.
Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
RIP PLATINUM VAGINA THREAD </3 | Watch my bullshit.
Originally Posted by Grif
Tell him you'll kill him if he doesn't ravish you right now
Last edited by Myyt; 08-29-2013 at 07:34 PM.
Originally Posted by SoraOriginally Posted by TarinOriginally Posted by BelaOriginally Posted by Turt
"After all. Cool men don't cheat on their partners do they?"
Love you, Ayi <3
I'm playing pokemon Y. That said, feel free to ask me for my friend code.
It honestly depends on the situation.
"Suck my <Genetalia>"
add "bitch" if guy is being a little bitch.