explaining Goerdie accent.
I.. have a strict policy against leaving threads, but at the same time, I suppose I'd rather there be some account of why you will no longer see me around here, and I guess this is a way I can do it without being an attention seeking moron.
Right away, I'd like to make it 100% clear that this has nothing to do with my joke about having to leave if cussing was no longer allowed. Although, I maintain that I'd have no chance of surviving under such a rule.
But at the same time, I have to admit this was sparked by my joke. I reread what I said a minute or two after I posted, and I realized something. I stopped caring about this place a long time ago. It's the entire reason I keep leaving every so often. And what drew me back was never the site, but the people.
And this is where I've got to say, I've had a great time on here these past three years with the majority of the people in spam. Most of you are fucking great people, and I wish you nothing but the best in your lives. But no matter how much I like you guys, it's not enough to keep me here. I can't really rationalize any reason behind this, but I just can't shake the feeling that it's just time to move on.
So, to conclude this needlessly verbose idiotic breakup letter, this is goodbye. I hope everything works out for each and every person here, and I want to thank you for the laughs you've given me for three years straight.
It's been fun, you weird motherfuckers.
That was me August 22nd to the 24th.
Fuck that fucking heights challenges shit, I was scared as fuck. Give me a cooking challenge instead.
Anyways, yeah. Other than that I'm pretty outgoing. Last night my bud and I were driving around Willimantic blasting Don't Stop Believing, Bohemian Rhapsody and a bunch of other awesome 70s - 90s hits just singing at the top of our lungs. Fun shit.
I remember I used to have a crush on this girl I met in highschool. She had just moved to America from New Zealand. She was cute, short, Asian, and had that accent. My 16 year old self was no match. I asked her on a date once and got turned down. It was only years later that I realized there was a good chance that the fact her family apparently moves around a lot possibly contributed to that. But damn, dat accent.
I don't know what to put here right now.