Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
Originally Posted by Hank
You're fucking retarded as dicks, please don't try to get involved in anything ever again. Leave serious matters to the people who know what they're doing.
Originally Posted by Goldmarble
Seriously, it's like spam was backed up and the sudden constipation just exploded all over everything.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I'm going to take a giant shit on top of your head.
Originally Posted by Jorick
They're more likely to fuck a walking carpet than anyone is to want a useless cunt like you. ;D
3DS Friend Code - 3883-5104-4967
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
For the record, Drago is a pedophilic necrophile who somehow knows what both God's Josie and the Josie and the Josie and the Pussycatscatscats and my blood taste like. And he remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grifspark
Originally Posted by Darkdrago666
dont be strangers to love.
know the rules and so will she.
think of commitments
she wouldnt get this from any other guy
tell her how your feeling
make her understand
Originally Posted by Sinrus
Never give her up
Never let her down
Never run around and desert her
Never make her cry
Never say goodbye
Never tell a lie and hurt her
Originally Posted by Rose Swan
Drago is a sociopath who remembers his first beer.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
I would quite furiously bang Grif for days on end if I had the chance.
Oh, we're talking about avatars here, not the actually guild member himself. Nevermind.
Originally Posted by Griever
I think with you I'd so Salvia, because you seem to have creatitvity y flowing off you like liquid off a boat in the water so you drip creativity and I want some of that so also you seem not too active which is good for salvia because if youre someone that walks around a lot gently caress your chest hair your chest hair your chest hair you salvia isn't even for you so don't do it, it's actually a bit of a downer so yeah also we should RP sometime
Originally Posted by Rilla
Immortalize the following forever Drago;
"TheBlackMan approves of you now."
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
You're a filthy bastard, Drago.
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
I don't know Drago, you're a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You don't even know where the rule book is. We can't control you no-one can. I don't want your badge. No seriously. Stop trying to give me your badge. People are staring Drago.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Originally Posted by Jorick
Funnily enough, that makes Drago instantly a better strategist than the entire U.S. military. He actually has a plan for how to get the fuck out.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Lord Drago Alebane, Baron of the Lagervale, Knight-Captain of Remembering.
Originally Posted by Esper
First Beers: Because there are some things you should always remember.
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