From the Desk of the Director of the Central Administration Bureau of the NWO, Distinguished Director Richard van Kerman.
We of the New World Order are glad that the DPRC sees the needs for mutual protection against the foreign menaces of this universe! However, we feel that minor revisions should be established on your offer of further collaboration.
1: The DPRC may have the privilege to join the NWO as to gain protection against alien invaders (We remind you that since the Chart Revision of 1958, we are no longer a single federal government but a confederacy and while our number of members has substantially diminished through the last 2 years, the NWO is a supranational entity, an alliance of sort. You may retain your local governance but FOREIGN RELATIONS as well as MILITARY MATTERS will be things that the NWO as a whole will take in charge. Rest assured, the DPRC will have its say.)
2: The DPRC will recieve the raw material it needs from our Kavarkic brothers and sisters in exchange of course for what they need and their national sovereignty shan't be taken away, they will join the NWO as equals to the DPRC and the Lauzian Federation. As communists, we know that trade is a DISGUSTING CAPITALIST PONZIE SHEME and never should we ask more out of our fellow man out of greed, since such is the mark of the weak willed and the underevolved civilization.
3: Again, you are welcome to join forces with the NWO and help us force THE COMMUNISTIC TRUTH on those that would need 'temporary application of force' to come to their sense and understand our flawless logic.
4: Should the Anim people refuse to submit to the Dictate, their extermination, except for a few subjects to be analyzed in preparation for an attack from or on their homeworld, is a sad but inevitable matter. Should it please you, we would agree to let you conduct any and all actions you may deem nececary to neutralize the Alien Menace. Should they surrender themselves to the Dictate however, presumption of good will shall be maintained and until proof of the alien's hostile intentions are secured, they shall be spared.
1: With the vast benefits of joining the NWO comes some obligations, your volunteers would indeed be required to DEFEND COMMUNISM around the world, against both planetary and extra-planetary threats.
2: See point B1.
3: Of course, a liaison office will be constructed, the first of many. We will also expect your troops to be retrofitted with our weaponry and trained into our tactics, the best of both our military expertise shall be kept, the rest discarded.
4: Trade is a DISGUSTING CAPITALIST PONZIE SHEME, as such, we will provide you with any extedent resources our current members may have while expecting you to do the same, in a way that will allow all citizens to achieve UTOPIA at the same pace. To each according to his need.