So who are you? An insane person? Thats what your title suggests.
GF: Jolly good guess. But only half right. I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years.
Well, hello everyone! I'm Gravity Flux!
Obvious statement is obvious.
Oh shut up, meme voice! (Its not me-me, roomie, its MEME)
Now I don't have the slightest idea how to start of with this.
"I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!"
Eh, Ill just stick with a hello pic