Welcome, denizens of the murky depths of Spam, to the wild and whimsical world of The Great RPG Text Adventure™! Today we will be embarking on an epic quest of epic proportions and I ask all of you, yes even YOU! with your eyebrow raised in the back, to come and join me! The way this shall work is that I shall narrate the story as we go along, but you are in control of the character's actions. At the end of my posts I shall ask a question, and it is up to you to choose an answer with my next post continuing the narrative with said answer. I shall choose the best response from what is given, and in this adventure pretty much almost anything goes, although if the answer is too random and crude even by Spam standards (what standards?) then I may or may not choose to ignore it. Rules are simple, no? I shall endeavour to continue and update this game as best as I can, or until those on my Friends List massacre me to death for sadly spamming their profile's news feed via means of both sharp and blunt objects. Painful.
So come, young ones! Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times and join me on this epic quest of love, betrayal, sadness, hope, good and evil! Although more likely than not it will involve absolutely NONE of these things, but it shall be an experience to tell all your loved ones! Let your imagination run free!
You wake up in a dirty cell. There is nothing else in the cell bar a barred window on one wall, a bunk bed in the corner, a mirror on one wall and the cell bars before you. You are alone, and you notice that you are without any clothes bar your under garments. You cannot remember why you are in the cell or how you came to be there. Your guess is as good as anyones, but you surmise you must have amnesia. Bummer.
You go to the mirror and begin to inspect your reflection.
>>> Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?