What The Smurf?!
I never watched the Smurfs myself, but if I ever did and then saw this, I think my childhood would've died SO fast.
Pour your sugar on me.
Better wholesome family quality than that fat purple fuck, Barney the pedosaur..
We're already dying.
Almost as brutal as when the smurfs went to war with the snorks.
I shouted my love
from the rooftops
And now I'll jump off.
A becon of hope rises
I SEE SOMEONE VISTS CRACKED.COM!
The Last Gunslinger
I watched this all the time as a kid.
These streets are yours, you can keep them. I don't want them.
They pull me back, and I surrender, to the memories I run from.