Fuck that shit. Real Life is total crap. Most people who play can't switch out of Hardcore mode and are always starving to death or being killed and lose all of their shit. All of the rich little pussies who got their accounts with millions of GP already on them just sit back and don't do a damn thing.
Meanwhile I have to fucking slay White-Collar the demon wolf-bear just so I can fucking sell the materials to pay for the cost of a bed at the Inn and get myself more goddamn food so I don't die of starvation and lose all of the Experience points I've built up!
Originally Posted by Sora
02:33:20 Sora puts his vagina in irish's penis
Originally Posted by Sophistikit
YOU TOO. YOU'RE THE BEST AND I DEFINITELY DON'T DISLIKE YOU AT ALL CUZ THAT'S HOW THE BEST YOU ARE
Originally Posted by Memory
I did a double negative once, wasn't very attractive.
Originally Posted by Kill Bones
I just choked on a fucking oreo. Myyt, you're a fucking genious.
Originally Posted by Tarin
<Tarin> No Google is the jealous, crazy, obsessive girlfriend that you really don't want to talk to anymore but she knows all the answers so you're like forced to associate with her, and she's really popular so ugh.
Originally Posted by Vanquished
Dammit....I have a pact that I have to take a shit when that song plays.
I have vodka. Ok then. Bottoms up!
Originally Posted by Bela
3. >.> I'm going to pretend you mean ice cream. Less than a second. That shit is too cold to keep in my mouth longer than a second.
Originally Posted by Turt
I've fucked socks older than you
Originally Posted by midorihana
It's like sex, but better.
Originally Posted by LetsFly
To your comments about the Whore "Theme" of Spam.
K. Spam DOES NOT HAVE a THEME. The THEME of Spam is Motherfucking SPAM. There is no essence or category or subject or any of that bullshit. Spam is the place where a bunch of cray-ass writers come to procrastinate, and we call it a Community. A family, if you will. Think of your family. There's probably a couple sluts. Some jailbait. One guy everyone hates but tolerates. A black guy maybe. Some nerdy people, some not-so-nerdy people. Maybe a playwright, maybe a guy who thinks he's some twisted ruler of a species of birds, maybe a Scottish guy who draws on a tablet a lot and parties like it's 1985, and maybe that one guy who's just really fucking annoying and so much so that he eventually just gets kicked out.
There is no theme in a family. There is not one prominent thing in every family member, except DNA, but not even that because marriage and stuff.
Understand? K? K.
TL;DR, you don't like sex and drugs and nerdy shit and rage comics and smart people and dumb people and kids and adults and scots and brits and hicks and stuck-up New Englanders and Canadians and whores and prudes and every fucking other thing under the sun? DON'T LET THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
I remember my first kiss when I was 14. I also remember that my dad wanted to beat that boy's ass.
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Originally Posted by KuroTenshi
Kaa-chan I gotta say
your signature makes everything you post some how seem more sophisticated and awesome
Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠
MIKE GOT COCK-BLOCKED BY MOTHER NATURE!
Originally Posted by Toellner
For the love of god, get to fucking already! I can't hold my breath in the closet for very long.
Originally Posted by Grif of Hearts
Originally Posted by Squee
And usually Drakel is hiding under the bed fapping.
Originally Posted by Drakel
"This bitch is crazy and horny as fuck... Thank god she has mike to rape whenever she has the need."
Originally Posted by Tempest
Bea and I were never married. In fact, we both are in a bitter rivalry for Mike's affections, having mud-wrestling matches hoping for his approval. So far, the winner is unclear.
Originally Posted by Foxes
Queen Beatrix Khan, Low-Queen of Lakewed, Duchess of Motherbury.
Originally Posted by Drakel
And on this day, Drakel cried.
Beatrix is a meanie that likes to watch people suffer with sex, chairs, and taking away yo future children just so she can say she played her evil games with you and her never ending streak of winning.... She's the Demotrix.
Oh goood yes it was. The first kiss was to One Direction, but It was actually an improvement to what they usually played. They did play Footloose, and I danced the fuck outta that song. Then we sat under the stairs and kissed some more. The best part was when she told her girl friends and they screeched in happiness. Sooo cute~