Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
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Originally Posted by Grif
I knew a Portuguese lady named Fatima.
Yeah, it's not an attractive name.
Rule of thumb while naming kids, make sure it's something common enough and socially accepted because while you think it's hilarious or adorable to name your kid Balgruff Jarl of Whiterun, giving your kid a name that other kids or authority figures think is weird is setting them up for a needlessly rough life. I mean, imagine getting an application for a job and the kid's name is fucking Scathach or some other mythological figure from ye olde ways. Probably going to look a bit harder at John Smith or something boring and safe.
Although, I heard (and I sincerely hope this is real) somebody named their two boys Optimus Prime and Megatron. That is awesome.
I.. have a strict policy against leaving threads, but at the same time, I suppose I'd rather there be some account of why you will no longer see me around here, and I guess this is a way I can do it without being an attention seeking moron.
Right away, I'd like to make it 100% clear that this has nothing to do with my joke about having to leave if cussing was no longer allowed. Although, I maintain that I'd have no chance of surviving under such a rule.
But at the same time, I have to admit this was sparked by my joke. I reread what I said a minute or two after I posted, and I realized something. I stopped caring about this place a long time ago. It's the entire reason I keep leaving every so often. And what drew me back was never the site, but the people.
And this is where I've got to say, I've had a great time on here these past three years with the majority of the people in spam. Most of you are fucking great people, and I wish you nothing but the best in your lives. But no matter how much I like you guys, it's not enough to keep me here. I can't really rationalize any reason behind this, but I just can't shake the feeling that it's just time to move on.
So, to conclude this needlessly verbose idiotic breakup letter, this is goodbye. I hope everything works out for each and every person here, and I want to thank you for the laughs you've given me for three years straight.
It's been fun, you weird motherfuckers.
I (kinda) know someone named Fatima. Every time I've heard their name, it sounded quite pretty.
Perhaps it is just the French way it's been pronounced in my environment, but I find it a beautiful name.
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She's an idiot. Try and throw her something similar, like...Fantina, or something. Fantima, even.
I grieve for that poor child should her mother get her way. Middle school will be horrible. Especially if she's actually chubby.
Grassy Troll Conspiracy.
Cloak and Swagger.
I think that no matter the name people will give you a shitty nickname.
For example, my first name is Kamryn, and I have heard every variation. Most people fuck up and call me Carmen, but I have been regularly referred to as Kam, Kammy, Kamaroon, K-dog, Ryn, Mryn, Kamryan, and Karmryn.
Also today someone called me Kam-bam and I told her to fuck off.
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God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
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