"share a bed"
The term is all inclusive, and yet simultaneously exclusive.
Originally Posted by SoraOriginally Posted by TarinOriginally Posted by BelaOriginally Posted by Turt
Spammers I would lie with:
My list is actually fairly short. Partially because I'm shallow, but mostly because I haven't seen pictures and whatnot of the vast majority of female spammers. I also added a little review.
Sophi - This sexy she-devil is a spammer we are all familiar with, and with skin, hair and a beating heart, she is a powerhouse of seductive radiant energy, imploding your organs are hormones with primal desires matched only by a mans hunger for medium-rare steak.
Esper - Little is known about this foxy fox, like what does she look like, or what does she sound like, but her mellow down to earth posts are sure to leave you begging for more. Like waves of constant pleasure bombarding the nerves of your perineum, more fancy words, Esper.
Smiral - Because tits.
Jorick - This grizzly barrel, chested manly man will make you woo like a teenaged school girl getting her twilight book signed by Robert Pattinson, or that dude who played the wolf if your a cunt. With well developed muscles and straitians defining his body, you'd be lucky to get away from his seductive charm with only wet panties.
*Fact: This is the most accurate representation of Jorick to date*
Trip - Let this man's silky, soft, delicate, smooth, sleek, tender, velvety, charming, saccharine, bewitching, seductive, irresistible words tingle your gooch to involuntary contractions.
Me - just me.
I felt that if I only added women to my fuck list, it could be construed as sexist, so I added equal parts female and males.