[11:49:32 AM] *** Drago has changed the conversation topic to "Get your Limited edition "Jorick Fleshlight" now for $250 dial 1-800-DOUCHE-BEAR and get a"Turt Vibrator" for free!" ***
[11:49:48 AM] Jorick: oh dear
[11:50:12 AM] Xiga: What
[11:50:41 AM] Sophistikit: turt vibrator
[11:50:44 AM] Alphakoka: lol, Turt vibrator, a vibrator that worked better and better the less pulse you have.
[11:50:45 AM] Sophistikit: i dont even
[11:53:28 AM] Drago: I think I've hit a new low
[11:54:31 AM] Alphakoka: New low only if you posted that in spam.
[11:54:41 AM] Alphakoka: Which most likely would earn you a ban.
[11:54:50 AM] Drago: Really?
[11:55:16 AM] Alphakoka: Most likely, you should check.
[12:04:59 PM] Turtlicious: Turt vibrators, STI's not included
[12:05:32 PM] Sophistikit: small mercy in the nightmare of this concept
[12:05:38 PM] Turtlicious: lol
[12:05:47 PM | Edited 12:05:49 PM] Turtlicious: "Yeast sold seperately"
[12:06:48 PM] Drago: May cause irratability towards Fedoras
[12:06:57 PM] Drago: ololololololololololololololo
[12:07:39 PM] Alphakoka: May be attached to a rose.
[12:10:22 PM] Turtlicious: May spout political talking points during use
[12:11:01 PM] Alphakoka: May gave you a new hole if you're Australian.
[12:11:17 PM] Griffin: Now with 50% more dead flesh
[12:11:53 PM] Alphakoka: and 30% more girth
[12:12:43 PM | Edited 12:13:00 PM] Drago: May hate other people's opinions if they don't agree and/or don't share the same opinions
[12:13:20 PM] Alphakoka: May vibrate erratically or work badly until whacked with a hammer.
[12:13:39 PM] Drago: xD
[12:14:54 PM] Xiga: o.o
[12:15:30 PM] Turtlicious: It's cheap though
[12:15:38 PM] Alphakoka: But oily.
[12:15:39 PM] Turtlicious: And doesn't judge
[12:15:49 PM] Turtlicious: SELF LUBRICATING ;D
[12:15:58 PM | Removed 12:16:21 PM] Alphakoka: This message has been removed.
[12:16:25 PM] Alphakoka: nah
[12:16:36 PM] Hellis / DR N: It will also berate you on a daily basis if you switch it onto "old school" setting
[12:17:05 PM] Turtlicious: "Ugh, again? I swear to god you need to get a boy friend, this shit is ridiculous"
[12:17:13 PM] Turtlicious: "Doesn't your wrist get tired you fucking cow"
[12:17:30 PM] Turtlicious: "And now, I venture into the folds"
[12:17:48 PM] Hellis / DR N: "Kill me now, you smell like dead fish"
[12:18:17 PM | Edited 12:18:19 PM] Jorick: "Have you ever heard of soap, you disgusting sow?"
[12:18:38 PM] Hellis / DR N: The grif tentacle comes only with one label "warning, might stay inside you"