[10/4/2013 11:56:06 PM] Turtlicious: Man, I'm going to fuck a turkey someday
[10/4/2013 11:56:19 PM] Turtlicious: I don't know why, but I just had a vision of myself balls deep in a land fowl
[10/4/2013 11:56:21 PM] Jorick: A live one, or a store bought carass?
[10/4/2013 11:56:27 PM] Turtlicious: like, a live one
[10/4/2013 11:56:31 PM] Jorick: Alright.
[10/4/2013 11:56:53 PM] Jorick: My rule of thumb is that you should only engage in one sexual depravity at a time.
[10/4/2013 11:56:53 PM] Turtlicious: My cat stared at my monitor, and is now hiding in the bathroom. Oh god it can read
[10/4/2013 11:56:54 PM] Alphakoka: pecking the balls
[10/4/2013 11:57:01 PM] Jorick: Bestiality OR necrophilia, not both at the same time.
[10/4/2013 11:57:24 PM] Turtlicious: If the dead chick is wearing cat ears / tail is that both?
[10/4/2013 11:57:38 PM] Jorick: Nah, that's not bestiality, you're fine there.
[10/4/2013 11:58:00 PM] Jorick: A little bit of dress up doesn't count as depravity, after all.
[10/4/2013 11:59:46 PM] Sophi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
[10/5/2013 12:00:18 AM] Turtlicious: Counterpoint: Gimp suits.