"Sir, there is a disturbing amount of penis meat in this particular can of spam."
Set made by the wonderful Sole.
You know what you were missing in your life? My poetry. Maybe.
“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
3DS Friend Code - 3883-5104-4967
Originally Posted by Jorick
My penis posts in Spam at least five times a day. I often have to wipe my keyboard with a baby wipe.
geddit becuz mah dick types onit
Grassy Troll Conspiracy.
Cloak and Swagger.
I regularly consult my penis while posting here.
God Aza, stop changing your sig every fucking minute.
BUT BUT I have to warn people about Squee in broken English D:
Darthwarman Rage Quit 1
Darthwarman Rage Quit 2: Electric Boogaloo
Darthwarman 'Rage' Quit 3: Return of the King
Night of the living Warman
From Know Your Meme.
Originally Posted by Howard Phillips LovecraftOriginally Posted by The NexerusOriginally Posted by DiscontentOriginally Posted by CodexanotherOriginally Posted by SkyFairwindOriginally Posted by The EnglishOriginally Posted by xGabrielxOriginally Posted by BelaOriginally Posted by Darkdrago666Originally Posted by Kill BonesOriginally Posted by guster746Originally Posted by JorickOriginally Posted by Herzinth
I slammed my dick on the table.
Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
RIP PLATINUM VAGINA THREAD </3 | Watch my bullshit.
Originally Posted by Grif
I have a really good penis joke.
But it's too long.
"We have a very daring and skillful opponent against us, and, may I say across the havoc of war, a great general."