This is similar to the spam confessionals where you can use the link to write anonymous dear diary entries that I will post on here as they appear.
Be forwarned, due to the utter personal attack on a few spammers, I will not put posts that can be portrayed as offensive by other spammers.
Just have fun with it!
Today I ate three bowls of ice cream
Guru is the most adorable sexy guy evar! I'd totes do him. Signed, Not Guru
*Holy shit I love Nargle.
*I predict this thread will consist mainly of people wondering who this newbie is and why he/she is foolish enough to do this after last night's debacle.
FoxLeFay says she hasn't been properly initiated yet, so I'm going to do so now. FoxLeFay, you're a poopybutt. HAHAHAHA FEEL THE SICK BURN OF INITIATION, NERD!
I hope this new guy sticks around Spam. Fresh blood! It keeps the board alive and well.
*I appreciate my initiation. Although, my last attempt at one also had the word nerd tacked on so it just reaffirms my belief that I've more or less got the whole being a member of Spam down.
*they dun turnt him into a horny toad
i ship foxelefay and foxes. the ship name will be called... foxes.*
My mom won't stop quoting that horny toad line god damn I need to watch that movie again
Spam thinks I'm a male, but I'm not. I enjoy deceiving people.
i think the one that spam thinks is a male is kb and she's not. because i had sex with kb once
I don't really want to be popular on Spam, but the Members Lounge is a pack of Gaiaonline tier morons and I'd really like to get some actual conversation in once in a while. But, no one's going to read a single thing I post.