There is this guy in my main group of friends who can best be described as your stereotypical asshole. Apart from me (cause I'm the Nice Black Guy), he has in some major way screwed over all my other friends. So my other friends and I decided we needed to majorly fuck with him (as well as the fact I want to be the only person in the group to not have been fucked with and it's likely I'm next so in a way this is more of a preemptive strike/group revenge) and we came up with this plan.
Basically I want to go on Craigslist and then post in the Men seeking Men section a advertisement with his name and number basically saying that who ever sends him the dirtiest texts/pics/phone messages (and hopefully if he is dumb enough to pick up the phone, call) will get to hook up with him.
I sort of want advice on how to make it convincing (e.g. what to say, where I could find pictures etc.) as well as any sort of way to tweak the revenge to make it even worse.
P.S. He's Asian so I wanted what ever I posted to sort of follow that trend to make him freak out even more.
TL;DR - Give me some advice to get revenge on a Fat Asian Asshole.