"That's no moon...it's a space bar.
Also, it doesn't look anywhere close to a moon. How could you mistake that for a moon? C'mon, man...use your eyes."
The Horsehead Bar IC
"...and we'll be right back to live Galactic News Network coverage after these messages from our sponsors. Just because it's the 23rd century doesn't mean commercials are out of style."
"Hi, I'm Kim Kardashev...and no, I am not at all like that Kim Kardashian female from Earth 200 years ago. Goodness no. It really is a shame our names our so much alike. It's Kardashev...like the guy who invented the Kardashev scale that everybody knows. Anyway...I'd like to invite you to the grand opening of a new premier destination spot for interstellar travelers, sightseers and those just looking for a good drink. Come to the Horsehead Bar to sip on your favorite cocktail from Ceti Alpha V while overlooking the breathtaking Horsehead Nebula. We have drinks from every corner of the galaxy and a view that is second to none. Come sit down at a booth or a barstool and stay awhile, having the drink you've been craving while getting to know species you never knew existed. Experience both the wonders of the Universal Translator and the wonders of our beverages simultaneously...I think you get the idea now. We have spacious space docking facilities for spacecraft of all shapes and sizes, as well as overnight rooms for when you really need to stay awhile *wink*. We can repair or refuel your ship while you come in for a nice cold sip. The Horsehead Bar is officially open for business.
...if this sounds way over-commercialized, that's because I'm getting paid to make it that way. I do seriously care about my bar though, and I'd love for everyone listening to stop by for a drink. Hop over to the Horsehead Bar when you can...you won't regret it!"
"Aaand...CUT! That's a wrap! Thank you very much Ms. Kardashev, here's your credit chip...there should be enough in there to help jumpstart your bar. Best of luck to you and we'll contact you if we ever wish to make another ad. Thanks again."
Kim thanked the film crew for the money and sighed after they left. Well...here's hoping that was worth it. The extra cash certainly helps, but it's all about how many people actually show up. Ah well, this little bar of mine has plenty going for it, with genuine drinks from every planet and moon in the galaxy. It's spotless and everything's ready to go...here goes nothing.
A low hum emerged as the bar whirred into life, the Petrubian lights flickering on for the first time.
"Now we wait."
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