Man lion the manliest lion was very manly. All the lady lions wanted man lions large dong, but they couldn't get his dong because it was too manly for them to handle. So all the lady lions died and Man Lion grew manlier because he harvested the energy from the sun. Man lion is very manly and doesn't eat food, he photosynthesizes, because he is Man Lion and that is how he do.
Man Lion was being manly at a watering hole, blessing the water with his manliness.