Welcome to my Lair. I am Len, one of the many ghosts which haunts the internet. If you have any questions to how I died, I have one word: Leptospirosis. Sounds nasty, right? Fucking mouses. We hates them.
Okay, time to get the annoying stuff out of the way.
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LEN IN CASE YOU ALREADY DON'T
-I am PST. Not PMS, or PTSD, PST. That means Pacific Standard Time. I have no doubt that about 98% of you know how timezones work, but for those of you who don't(You know who you are, Ted), this means I go nappy when people in europe and the middle east are awake.
-I am flexible. Idea wise. Real life, I am stiff as a board with arthritis. I can do varying post lengths, so long as it isn't absurd. I judge posts on their quality, not quantity of paragraphs.
-I have zones of comfort. And these are vary wide zones, mind you. Things which are not in these zones are things like: Rape, obsessive drug use, irrational violence, Sues and Stus, plotholes beyond logic, incest, the ritual devouring of newborn bunnies, etc... So, in these areas, let's not go there. Anywhere else is fine.
-I like romance. I seriously do. Call me a moron, but I think a little(or a lot) of romance is key to an RP. That doesn't mean I like love at first sight schticks. I really love conflicting relationships with lots of arguing. But, to each their own.
-I like using Anime pictures. Simply because I hate having to search for real ones, as all too often it leads me to really gross gay emo porn. Just getting that out there.
-I do hereby swear that I am of the appropriate age for discussing the occasional occurrances of the birds and the bees. But lets not have the entire rp be about genitalia.
-I can play either boys or girls, and I love doubling.
-I fuck up spelling and grammar too. A lot. I am a disgrace to the English language. So, if you happen to make fuckups on the keyboard, fear not. I'm pretty sure I've already made like twelve mistakes here but I'm too lazy to go back and check.
-FINALLY. Please tell me if you get bored of our RP. I promise I won't hate you. Just tell me you wanna end it instead of leaving me hanging like that one really annoying girlfriend/boyfriend who can't take the hint that you don't really wanna date anymore and eventually goes nuts and trashes your car.
Characters and plots:
Ashia belongs to the organization known as the Dark Crypt, a dangerous and mysterious criminal syndicate aiming for world domination through the use of super-spies. You, being a target of importance for a reason unknown to you, are ordered to be assassinated by Ashia. Strong, swift, beautiful, if it weren't for one thing, you wouldn't stand a chance. And that one thing? Well, she's an idiot. An inexcusable moron. A complete failure of an assassin. Through an accident, you help the floundering assassin, and out of gratitude she pledges her loyalty to you, to serve you as a humble servant and protect you with her life. However, through her own accidents and clumsiness, she causes more problems for you than help. She follows you wherever you go, to school, to class, even to the bathroom?! And no one else seems to take the fact that you have a ninja bodyguard as something out of the ordinary, not your teachers, not your friends, your crush, not even your family! And this all too literal bombshell just keeps on attracting trouble. Can't your life just go back to normal?!
You belong to an order of the Gilded Knights, a guild which slays evil beasts and demons. Their most renowned feat is the slaying of Dragons, who are terrible and violent creatures, they say. They have risen to power and driven the dragons to the brink of extinction. You are still too young to be a knight, only a lowly apprentice thus far. You've never seen battle or distant lands, and only do the chores for the higher members of your town's guild. However, you aspire to become a great knight too, and achieve fame and glory. However, one day, you come into the possession of a small stone, of a light blue color. Thinking little of it, you hide it under your bed as a memento... until it starts to grow. And at a rapid pace. Confused, you keep it a secret and it hatches, showing a small white lizard. You know it is a dragon, and that you would benefit greatly by turning it in, but you decide to keep the newborn, keeping it a secret. It grows quickly, and on whim, it surprises you by taking the form of a young woman. As you begin to teach the dragon, you also learn more about it, and start to suspect that the reasons for the slaughter of dragons may not be so heroic as they seem.
If it looks like a girl and acts like a girl, it's probably a boy! Huh?
It's your first year in an all-girls high school, which specializes in theatre and the dramatic arts. Not only that, but you're dorm partners with the attractive and popular Robin. But, strangely, although Robin is kind and talkative to other girls, she seems to avoid you. And you find out the reason soon enough. By accident, you discover that Robin isn't actually a girl at all, but a boy! He explains that it is part of a deal he made with his father, who wants him to take over the family corporation, as his only son. However, Robin desperately wants to become an actor, and so his father gave him this ultimatum: If he could go through high school as a girl without being found out, he would allow Robin to become and actor. Robin pressures you into not telling anyone his secret, in return for helping you with your dancing technique, and soon enough, the two of you are fending off mishaps to keep Robin's true identity a secret from not only the students, but the faculty as well!
All your life, things of the supernatural have plagued you. You see people who aren't actually people, and strange creatures in corners, but no one else can. For a long time, you have thought of yourself as insane. However, after you are attacked by a vampyre in an alleyway, whom you saw feeding on a young woman, someone appears before you and saves you. The man with white hair and yellow slitted eyes introduces himself as Kachin. You are excited to have finally met someone who sees the same things as you do, but it soon comes to your attention that Kachin doesn't have his head on straight. Optimistic, idiotic, he claims to have died and escaped from Hell, and is stuck on earth because he forgot where his body was and who he was in life. Not a ghost, but certainly not human, he says he works as an Underworld detective, helping otherworldly creatures solve their worldly problems. Desperate to know why you see these creatures surrounding you, you stick close to Kachin, as the true nature behind both of your identities begins to reveal itself.
In your school, there is a mysterious person by the name of Ember, who gives advice and help to all who need it. All a person has to do is send them a text message, or write for help in a newspaper or flyer, as Ember only communicates through writing. Girls get revolutionary love advice, testing habits, and fashion tips, leading them to name Ember as their guardian angel. You, however, don't believe that Ember is that great at all, and start to track him or her down. However, Ember keeps their identity well guarded, making it impossible for you to find them. Then, quite by accident, you find Ember in the act of helping someone who asked. And it is none other than your grouchy, rude, anti-social, childhood friend Kitamura. Seeing that you have discovered his identity, he pushes you into working for him as his slave, as while you were peeping you destroyed a very valuable pot that his grandmother owned. However, as you start to get close to him once again, you see a new side of Kitamura, the kind and thoughtful side which he only knows how to show as Ember.
She has been your rival since the year started. Intelligent, athletic, beautiful and ambitious, she was your only competitor in the student council elections, and beat you by a landslide. Now she is president of the student council and you are her vice president. You disagree with her liberal policies in almost every way, and regard her as your mortal enemy. Then, in some strange twist of fate, you find yourself her fiancee in an arranged marriage?! And she doesn't seem to mind! You don't even get to object as she quickly moves into your apartment, as your parents are working overseas. Now you have to deal with supporting the woman you despise, not only in school politics, but your love life?!
A timid and naive young woman, she leads a fairly normal life. She does her taxes, irons her clothes, has a nice apartment where she lives with her cat, goes out to drink with her friends, the only thing unusual about her? She's the adored secretary of a mad scientist hell bent on destroying superheroes and taking over the world. You are a superhero and the arch-enemy of her boss, however, her innocent and sweet behavior not only confuses you, it intrigues you. A happy and silly comedic plot with shenanigans ensues.
The world has been over for a while now. Well, at least for the dead. The survivors have it a lot harder. In a desert like world torn apart by a nuclear war and where machines are necessary for survival in a monster-ridden land, poverty, disease, hunger, and mutants await behind every turn. You, who was put into a cryogenic sleep until a cure for the mysterious disease you suffered from found a cure, awaken from you slumber into this harsh world, alone except for one person rummaging through the debris of what used to be a hospital. Out of curiosity and the desire to survive, you stick to each other, despite arguments and differences, as you learn about how the world ended, and how the barely surviving remnants of humanity can rebuild.