Famous Musician (I wish)
Epic Rap Battles that I done write
I will write Epic Rap Battles based on suggestions you guys give me (I'm not saying I'll take every suggestion...)
It is really hard to find a place where you can do this, but this is a hobby I love. Also, if you're going to comment to tell me I'm crap, at least leave a suggestion too.
Here are some I made earlier;
ANDROID #18 VS. THE TX!
18: Enter the deadly beauty, pride of Doctor Gero
Android #18! About to break the limbs of some heroes.
I wanted a challenge, but I mustíve been mismatched.
This is hardly a fair battle. Iíll blow it up like a ki blast!
You have a whole army and your war still isn't won!
But kudos for having the balls to let it drag on.
It took just two of my kind to bring the world to its knees.
If Skynet wants good tech, tell it to go Japanese.
TX: I am TX. The most efficient killing machine.
Iíve ticked off my hit list up to entry 18.
I got a magic touch for hacking, Iíll burn right through your firewall.
Iím the mistress of the matrix. Prepare to get hotwired, girl.
You canít sense power levels? Thatís going to cost you.
When I change my voice and appearance to sound like SS4 Goku!
And itís a shame that your resources donít stand up to mine.
You could have actually ruled the world if you could travel back in time.
18: You lost your plasma canon, but limped on like Johnny 5
I may as well be called GlaDOS, Ďcoz Iím still alive!
Blown up in a hangar? I guess thatís what they call Karma.
Youíve had three whole attempts to kill John Connor!
I find my primary target and Iím gonna eviscerate
The Ďworldís strongestí Saiyan. Bitch, I exterminate!
Iíll punch you halfway to Alaska like my nameís Android #8.
Hold your metal skull in my hands. Prime directive: TERMINATE
TX: Um, what happened there exactly? Gokuís not dead.
You settled down to play housewife. You even got wed!
Your husband has an owned counter! And you even had a kid too!
Youíre so tame now, even your Red Ribbon threads wanna leave you!
And Krillin is just killing to go off and die again,
Because he doesnít have to Ďearní his breakfast in heaven!
Battling youís like watching Marge Simpson trying to play Slim Shady.
Now Iíve got people to kill, so hasta la vista, baby.
LELOUCH VS. LIGHT YAGAMI!
Lelouch: You gotta be bold to trade blows with Zero
I'll burn Japan to the ground like my name's Emperor Nero
You need my name and face, so you can't even touch this.
I'll beat the crap out of you while your imaginary friend watches.
You have a blonde chick and a crazy guy. I have a rebel troop.
With that haircut, Light, you belong in a pop group.
I waged war against a country. You're a lowly serial killer.
And can someone tell your Shinigami he's not auditioning for Thriller?!
None can question the intensity of this battle of the brains.
Though I give myself some credit because power didn't drive me insane.
You want to take my mask off, but your plan has a little glitch.
If you look straight into my eyes, you become my bitch!
Light: You seem to like your gambits, but you're not as smart as me.
The whole world will see me slaughter this Kira wannabee.
You're trying to dis me? You must be out of your mind!
Your anime's story is just a rip-off of mine,
Except with the dress sense of Victorian fetishists,
And more unneeded politics than The Phantom Menace.
I killed my Rival L, and adopted his alias.
The same thing happened to you, but in reverse!
I made such an impact, I gave your Mecha Suit some dents.
I have to say, Zero, I preferred you in Code MENT.
The Black Knights' names are all down. They're through.
Checkmate. I win. You have forty seconds to live, Lelouch.
STAR FOX VS. RATCHET!
Ratchet: Alright, it's butt kicking time! And I'm packing the heat!
I'm a Sergeant. You're a pilot. Shut up and take the back seat.
I've got more guns than you have fans. On the ground, you're not comparable.
You stepped out your plane once and that game was terrible!
Hey, I think you missed a ship. Turn and get him, if you can!
Just do a barrel roll. I'll be firing mines like a man with a plan.
From Solana to Bogon, I smash skulls like a demon.
If we ever fought, I'd win, so just prey I don't find a reason.
Fox: This is Lylat space now, bitch! You better be scared!
You should just Gold Bolt it now, 'coz I'm unstoppable in the air.
Me and my whole team will cover you in more shit than a silo.
I'm a Super Nintendo classic, while you just stole the flame from Spyro.
Even in Super Smash Brothers, I bring total anihilation!
Sure, you were in Playstation Allstars, but that's just a cheap imitation.
Youíre not a soldier. Youíre just a souped-up Banjo with Kazooie.
And your weak lines flop like Secret Agent Clank PSP.
Ratchet: My boy Clank has my back, lets my jump higher and further.
When has Slippy goddamn Toad been anything but a burden?
I've saved my galaxy six times, killing gladiators with a yawn.
I'd make short work of Andross, I mean, I managed to beat Vorcelon!
And I'm not impressed by your girl, because I'm a universal pimp.
I've got Angela, Sasha and Talwyn. Sorry, Krystal, they win.
I'll rip ya a new one, McCloud. I can tell you're gettiní nervous.
I've thrown a wrench in your works, so you should go and get serviced.
Fox: You think that you're so tough, when you come out fighting?
Let's test that on Final Destination. No items.
Without your arsenal, you're nothing. Just a shadow of me.
Your furry ass has spent far too long jackin' my scene.
Stop dodging and strafing. Just man up and attack!
When I see you working in the sewers, I'll say "Look, the plumber's back!"
It's been a good game, Ratchet, but I'm about to take you down.
I don't care if you're an Insomniac, Lombax. It's lights out.
A becon of hope rises
Could use music, and bad CGI.
Famous Musician (I wish)
I don't have the resources for vids, but I do have software capable of making beats now, and I actually have started to make them.
Famous Musician (I wish)
And I've made another one, so it's going here. If these got tracks, this one would have a lounge style jazz beat. 18 vs TX would be very industrial, Lelouch vs Light would have lots of choir effects, and Starfox vs Ratchet? Well I'd just try and emulate/sample the game's soundtracks.
NICK THE GREEK VS. YUGI MOTO!
Nick: I’m Nick ‘The Greek’ Dandolos. Master of game theory.
Also the Founding Father of the Poker World Series.
Royal Flush, two pairs, high card; Queen of Hearts.
I’ll break the bank in Blackjack. I’m the Black Bart of Baccarat.
But I don’t care about the money. Gambling is an art.
Yugi, you’re a small fish. I’m a card shark.
83 years of practice. You just can’t keep up with my dexterity,
And when I’ve won this match, I’ll donate your life points to charity.
Yugi: So you’re Greek? I have the spirit of a Pharaoh from Ancient Egypt.
You’re weak. I’ll beat you senseless like Johnny Moss did.
When I’m through, you’ll have to leave Montreal and live in Skid Row.
That’s not an Ace flipped down in your hand, it’s a Little Kuriboh!
My God Cards will drain you of your chips like it’s a stick-up.
Throwing my whole deck at you like it’s 52 pick up!
You’re two million down, but my life points are fine.
Now charity’s graceful, but I’ve saved the world several times.
Nick: You mind crush your opponents? That’s just not playing fair.
I’m one of the only famous gamblers who never cheated.
I beat odds that make less sense than your hair.
I’m just gonna keep on playing till you’re completely depleted.
The whole casino will watch as I smash this hustler,
Until the last thing he can bet is his Millennium Puzzle.
Without that, you’re just a kid who lives with his grandpa in a game shop.
I’m a bigger legend than you’ll ever be, full stop.
Yugi: Let me explain the rules of this popular card craze,
Lest you do something as cowboy as sticking on your draw phase!
Actually, screw it. Here’s the rulebook. Go stick your head in.
If you can’t handle my game, go play dice with Duke Devlin.
You may have been big once but now you’re the small fish.
Playing $5 limit, but “Hey, it’s action, isn’t it?”
You gambled until you died broke, owning nothing but your name.
You’re a casino rat from Crete. I’m the undisputed King of Games!