My brother is a bathing towel gremlin.
Couldn't find a single clean towel in the entire house, but the second I look into his closet, there's a plethora of stashed cloth in my face.
He's been harboring my two personal bathing towels for like two weeks, I've been using beach towels in the meantime.
Which doesn't make any sense because tHE KID DOESN'T BATHE.
HE GETS IN THE SHOWER LIKE ONCE EVERY THREE DAYS.