Ssssssssss,And then on the very same day I met Spanish Serpentine.
Take the paint off of my wall.
Kill the painted trolls.
If you don't understand that last bit,
go play Oblivion or something.
It might help.
...Does he just keep his keys in the car, then?
"The cold never bothered me anyway."
Lacks some of the mysterious charm of the first one, but still hilarious. That car part.
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