Oh... Never mind...
I have signatures turned off, so if you have a particularly witty signature, and I don't acknowledge it, I am sorry. You're awesome, and that is hilarious.
"Bomb shelter parties are the best parties because bomb shelter parties don't stop... until everyone is dead."
My balls got sweaty and stuck to my thighs today. Also tomorrow I'm getting tested for prostate cancer. Wish me luck and a hot nurse.
"Shoot it up, straight to the heart, please. No one's gonna take my soul away."
We oughta go straight to talking about our schlongs, man. They have periods, but we have ball-itch.
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
- Bertrand Russell
Need ideas on books to read or want to keep track of what you're reading this year? Check this thread!