THERE ARE NO E'S IN AWSON
Chicks -vs.- Dudes: Race to 1,000,000 EXTREME
Dicks count one way, chicks count the other. Fuck you. It's positive counting for dudes in case you're slow. Go fuck yourself.
No double posting.
What's the gimmick? Exponential growth, fuckstick. That's right: counting streaks that double with each consecutive post of the same gender.
"Ueghh, I don't get it. Ueghh." Fucking pay attention (fuck you):
Man A: 1
Man B: 3 (Just added 2)
Man A: 7 (+4)
Man B: 15 (+8)
Man C: 31 (16)
Man A: 63 (32)
Man B: 127(64)
Man X: 16,383 (8,192)
Man Y: 32,767 (16,384)
Woman Z: 32,766
Woman Q: 32,764 (-2)
Woman £: 32,760 (-4)
Did that make any sense? Fuck if I care.
You probably should post parenthesis as shown above every few posts.
EXTREME BONUS PARAMETERS:
-Post a brand new selfy to immediately +/- 64. The counter continues from there.
-Post in here as your profile's Post Count hits a multiple of 1,000 and you can +/- your total Post Count. Counter resets immediately.
-Correct someone's shitty math: ignore that and all proceeding posts. +/- 512. Counter continues from there. MUST BE WITHIN FIVE MOST RECENT POSTS. CAN'T DO IT IF YOU SHARE A GENDER.
-Suggest an EXTREME BONUS PARAMETER that I like I'll +/- 10,000. Counter resets.
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