Since this is actually an RP site I think that you should be aware that on Hellis' worst day (with a hangover, brain damage AND acute blindness) he is more creative than anything I have seen from you; and yes, I painfully read through some of your writing so that I could say this with legitimate knowledge.
I just wanted you to know my thoughts on your anti-Hellis post.
Originally Posted by Jorick
You, sir, are a rotten bastard.
Originally Posted by ImANargleHunter
I bet you have a nice ass.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
Hey, Hellis, did I mention that you're grade-A piece of forum ass?
Because you're grade-A forum piece of ass.
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
You Do make threads, and are a pretty nice person, so I pick you over Autoerotic asphyxiation any day.