Better than me. I think I was being hit on in Block Buster. Dude was next to me and he looks over and I'm trying to make my eyes focus on titles, and he starts saying things and I realize after a little while, "Oh, shit. This dude with the faggy hair is talking to me!" So I turn and try to listen to him, and he's saying something about Crows. "...the crow..what? Oh! Right, my shirt." So I'm standing there and he's just still talking and then he stops and I'm like, "You're supposed to say something!" and instead I just turned around and walked away.
And then I ended up next to him again and he started up a conversation about Dredd (cuz I had the movie in hand) and all I managed was, "It made me giggle when the fat guy's stomach was jiggling around in slow mo as he got pelted with bullets", in this weird voice. And then I turned around and walked away.
I swear to god, I used to know how to interact with humans. How to flirt, even!
When the moon fell in love with the sun
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night