War is coming. Those who haven't sensed it are blind to the heartbeat of the world. America is near the breaking point. Revolts have swept the Middle East. North Korea and Iran build up stock piles of missile and nukes. The U.N. even conspires to become the government of the world. Hear the calls to war! They cannot be ignored. Riots are breaking, economies falling. These are the signs. Ignore what the Bible says. In these times only steel and lead, prepping and storing can see you through. War is at our Door Step. and Death follows him. I am here. I am Kirlov Ilyushin.
Yes I left them misspelled. don't judge her without judging yourselves. "As they did, so shall it be done. Hallah Hakbar!" -Kingdom of Heaven
Originally Posted by Kirlov
Banned because hooray for big breasts, bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, balisties, boobies, jugs, nipples, jublies, stonking great tits!!!!!
And to extend the list:
Originally Posted by WitchChild
Banned because you forgot howitzers, badunkadunks, bra buddies, bombers, flesh bulbs, cannon balls, cha-chas, double-whammies, coconuts, handsets, hoonkers, ho-has, hooters and number of other names for breasts.
Originally Posted by Walrus
Banned for so many boob references, yet you forgot bazongas.
Originally Posted by Missy
Aww the big bad commisar feels threatend by a meare mark's man...
Originally Posted by Missy
You find girls the same way you find freinds.
Go to places where they play magic/rollplaying games or annyouter sort of intrest you like. Den you can casualy find more freinds and perhapps somone who will couddle up with you.
Originally Posted by Missy
Well i have goten rejceted too...But lissen. Keep up be straightfoward and sooner den later a girl will fall for you as you will fall for her.
Recjtion is part of life and i am villing to belive that you can find somne who will couddle up to you.
Originally Posted by Missy
Its even cuter when you cant stop acting with me Kirlovy insted of working on the final post of our RP.
Originally Posted by Missy
Banned cause kirov and i finnished a good hard...F...I mean RP!
and he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit
Originally Posted by Herzinth
Oh my god the fridge logic. I- what- it's like getting a ten-year old to explain Nietzsche to you. It makes no sense but it's so beautiful.
Originally Posted by Jilted Yellow
I've only read the first few sentences of your post, Knightshade, and I am freaking out. FREAKING OUT.
ETA: WTF?!?!?! Still reading....
Originally Posted by Noxious
I also enjoy KnightShade because he takes the little box you want to think in and kicks your box. "fuck your box" he says.
Originally Posted by Closetmonster
I dub KnightShade as Expert Button Pusher. Only given to those who, in the line of duty to a fabulous RP, drop a cup of tea on the Prince changed Mouse's head during an important party and say, "oops!" just to see how the world will react when the main character is squished by Earl Grey.
Originally Posted by custocustodum VMs
OK so I just discovered this sentence and I've decided that Hellis is positively obliged to love you more.
Originally Posted by Fish Of Oblivion
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART KS
Originally Posted by NatsumeHack
Hypno
Originally Posted by Hellis
KS, you are wonderful, OK? Ok. That really offbeat and seemingly eccentric personality of yours is really uplifting. I do love your RP style as you tend to think outside the box. Your way of picking up the subtle cues that make for excellent entertainment in many of the topics you join aswell. You have my respect as a GM that is proud to have onboard on of my RP’s.
:3
Originally Posted by Lillian Thorne
And for all those events you will be forever adored.
Originally Posted by Rainaa
I bleed KnightShade's load.
Originally Posted by SmexySpiral
I'm not sure if I should cautiously laugh or cry because that was somehow not what I expected.
Originally Posted by Goldmarble
I don't care about anything else in this thread.
I fucking lost it.
Good job sir. Good job.
Originally Posted by Clirkus VMs
I do not understand you.
Originally Posted by The Australian
Rarely do I heart a guy on here, but, <3
Also, Frollo is and always will be the superior set.
Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite
This is beautiful. This is beautiful, and I love you.