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oh, you've survived twilight somehow
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oh, you've survived twilight somehow
-596 yes apparently
-595 that is amazing you must tell me your secret.
-596 kill edward and destroy all twilight books in sight, sneak into your neighbor's house and burn their twilight books ^_^
If Edward Cullen broke into your house and watched you sleep, what would you do?
first: smile innocently to hide my disgust and disguise my plan
second: reach for cellphone slowly
third: head for the restroom
fourth: call my mafia buddy
fifth: have mafia buddy bring his guns and blades and his grenade launcher
sixth: lure eddie-kins away from my house into empty place
seventh: use the grenades and guns and blades chainsaw on him
eighth: if that doesn't work run like hell while calling police and find a way to hide the fact that i had anything to do with the explosions and the massive assortment of weapons lying around
ninth: if police left without doing anything, kick edward off a cliff
tenth: go sky-diving with him and steal his parachute then admire the new crater in farmer brown's farm afterwards while Ol Betsy leaves him a present.
eleventh: throw him at a commie who's nuke-happy
twelfth: Sit on big tour boat and tell him to go save that human (dummy that looks human) who's drowning in shark-infested water while carefully attaching and puncturing several pouches of blood and dead fishies to him
thirteenth: shine a flashlight on him in a club and fall down laughing at the sparkles before knocking him face-first into a bouncer
fourteenth: go and purposely mess with a bunch of gangsters and encourage him to join in, flee when they start brandishing weapons (but not before you push him in between you and the gangsters and then trip him)
fifteenth: mess with mafia but say he did it before fleeing
----now time to mess with the terrorists <3-----
sixteenth: find random terrorists and bother them (Note: hope they are suicide bombers) get them to chase you into an empty lot with eddie-kins then use the sparklepire as a shield (or the detonation device as you run like mad).
seventeenth: track down random terrorists to their headquarters and kick eddiekins into their midst after sending them a convenient warning that some kind of government spy would be arriving that looked like Edward from Twilight.
eighteenth: (Oh shoot this is really long so I'll have to stop now... BUT I SWEAR I COULD GET TO ONEHUNDRED!)
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-starts a giant bonfire at bookstore- way ahead of ya.
lol if edward broke into MY house, he'd be a real gay, dead, sparklepire skeleton.
lol
that's just what i would do if he broke into my house, i'd make sure he died after all the torture i can possible give him
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oh yes. now that is what a true twilight movie should be about...it'd be the best movie around.
lol great minds think alike
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i think on the subject matter, everyone will think this way. fangirls would just pay to see "edward" and we would watch the suffering. xD
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