*While I was on one of my many crusades against flies in the pet shop and me and my dad had one of our fun little verbal battles* "I will take that fly swatter from you and beat you to death with it. You're death will be slow and painful, and it will take a long while, but my arm will not give out before your life ebbs away. -My dad " *Me: laughing my ass off. Customers in store: Awkward silence.*
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God your right! I never would have thought of that!" -Dave Berry
A dog is the only Thing on Earth that Loves You More than Themselves
LOL
Originally Posted by Syllanna
Rtron....I adore you to a ridiculous degree. You *and* your characters.
Originally Posted by Gisk
I... *sniffle* I thought the day would never come... Bless you, Rtron. Bless you!
Originally Posted by Kho
My worst nightmare is seeing poor Rtron die, that would be terrible...
Originally Posted by Syllanna
Mel Brooks! Rtron, you magnificent being!!! *throws away murdering knife*
Where have you been all my life?
Originally Posted by Kierkegaard
You are ridiculously reliable, rtron. I love it
I WILL BE GONE MOST SATURDAYS AND A GOOD HUNK OF SUNDAYS
drunken fun is the best kind, you have an excuse for it.
Originally Posted by kingstripe
Lol, your name looks like clitoris
Originally Posted by Bela
DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD I WORK TO BURY THIS SHIT HOLE >.> XD
But Clitoris this is NOT your house.
Originally Posted by Bela
OHGOD. Clitoris has returned to The Bar. >.<"
Originally Posted by Bela
Also WHY CLITORIS DO YOU THINK YOU WORK HERE?
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohai Clitoris.
My hands hurt
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
You mean my Clitoris joke?
It's one of Clint's nicknames -__-
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Clitoris Clintori, hi! :nervous:
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Same here, Deja, but...
I see clitoris clintlori lurking.
Originally Posted by Simply_Deamon19
Ohhai Clitoris
Originally Posted by HaloAssault
Nothing much, clintlori, and you?
I just realised I read your name right for pretty much the first time since I first met you and you exclaimed "THE CLITORIS IS HERE!".
So proud of myself.
Nothing is true.
Everything is permitted.
Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent.
Hide in plain sight.
Never compromise the Brotherhood.
We embrace the dark, to serve the light. We are assassins.
We fight... together... WITH HONOR!
VICTORY TO THE ASSASSINS!
''I still hear his voice when he sleeps next to me...I still feels his touch in my dreams....Forgive me my weakness but i dont know why...Without him its hard to survive..
Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Cant you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last I need him by my side''
Sig by me
Credits:
Avatar: Don't know where I found the image, but all credits are given where credit is due.
Sig: Same as ava.
Originally Posted by On Skype
Day Dreamer: Who's Clive Owen?
Me: A person
Day Dreamer: Elaborate.
Me: A living person.
Originally Posted by Sotawyyvra
Just need Connorth to stop fapping to Pony Hentei. -_-
Originally Posted by Hoofprint
Tumblr is down, so no pony porn.
Originally Posted by yoshu on skype
Nova(yoshua171):
Who? Sex, that's who.
What? Sex, I just said that.
When? Sex, =_=.
Where? Sex, so it doesn't matter.
How? Um, by way of sex!
Why? Sex doesn't need a reason.
Originally Posted by Hound55
It's time I came clean. I've long been riding the coattails of genius, its true.
I too have been copy/pasting huge slabs of text for my own character sheets from one of the greatest examples of humanity. While imitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, the man quite simply doesn't get the adoration and praise that he clearly deserves.
Hound55 of Superhero Hype Forums, you magnificent bastard, here's to you!
*picks up phone* Ya its me again.... ya this time its stuck in the window.
"Awesome friends I have made on this Site"
Spoiler
"Ghosts.... Senal will own you eventually Madison XD: Luxx"
"Eventually.... I will kidnap you.... once I figure out where you live X3: Desour"
"Silly, the fruit was brought from the grocery story... now where its eaten off of is always up for debate: Katherine"
"ok, when I'm so sleepy I can't tell if I'm awake or not... it's time to go to bed... :Endless Echo"
"Boredom causes stalker-ish tendencies to come out . . . apparently, I didn't know I had stalker tendencies" : DragonGypsy
"I'll give you a few damn minutes XDDD =)": ~xXInvisible_SarafeneXx~
Sig by me
Credits:
Avatar: Don't know where I found the image, but all credits are given where credit is due.
Sig: Same as ava.
Originally Posted by On Skype
Day Dreamer: Who's Clive Owen?
Me: A person
Day Dreamer: Elaborate.
Me: A living person.
Originally Posted by Sotawyyvra
Just need Connorth to stop fapping to Pony Hentei. -_-
Originally Posted by Hoofprint
Tumblr is down, so no pony porn.
Originally Posted by yoshu on skype
Nova(yoshua171):
Who? Sex, that's who.
What? Sex, I just said that.
When? Sex, =_=.
Where? Sex, so it doesn't matter.
How? Um, by way of sex!
Why? Sex doesn't need a reason.
Originally Posted by Hound55
It's time I came clean. I've long been riding the coattails of genius, its true.
I too have been copy/pasting huge slabs of text for my own character sheets from one of the greatest examples of humanity. While imitation is indeed the highest form of flattery, the man quite simply doesn't get the adoration and praise that he clearly deserves.
Hound55 of Superhero Hype Forums, you magnificent bastard, here's to you!
''I still hear his voice when he sleeps next to me...I still feels his touch in my dreams....Forgive me my weakness but i dont know why...Without him its hard to survive..
Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling
And everytime we kiss, I swear I could fly
Cant you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last I need him by my side''