Pet me, I fucking dare you...
Guess I shoulda put on a little sunscreen.
Pet me, I fucking dare you...
Oh boo hoo you don't want to be dead, I'm playing the world's smallest violin.
Note to self: Think of something for a new sig.
"You're the result of billions of years of evolution. Fucking act like it."
[CENTER]I will show you fear in a handful of dust
The Legend of Renalta
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity."
- W. B. Yeats
BlackEndWhite is the Greatest
Thankee, Bela for the Present
Do you believe? Join the BGMPM
My New Wifey is teh Beatrix*
My other wives are DearJayne and Rainaa <3
RPG Married the lovely BlueDiamond
Millenium is my official Sex Kitten
Silent Vanity apparently owns me*
&&LetsFly is totes lesbian for me *
Wow, my RP Personality is a Paladin
Here's my Card
"The martyr sacrifices herself entirely in vain.
Or rather not in vain; for she makes the selfish more
selfish, the lazy more lazy, the narrow narrower."
- F. Nightingale
"Damn. This eyebrow grower really DOES work. Now to find my eyebrow remover...."
"Trust me. You don't want to trust me."
Shax, Master of Thieves
"He who sacrifices a little of his freedom for safety, deserves neither freedom nor safety."
"Okay, I have one, very important question to ask you.....You got any smokes?"
"Well, and I see that the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics too."
I totally didn't just steal your wallet.
Not even a little bit.
Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.
This tastes like plastic!
The Esteemed Lord York, Marquis of New New York, Sergeant of the LegionMade by the wonderful GenkaiSpoiler
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of defeat, so to have I risen from the darkness of despair. I am not who I once was. The thing that made me who I am destroyed me. Yet here I stand, battered and bruised but no longer broken. Journeying on, away from the ashes of broken dreams and shattered hopes, I will walk the path given to me until I can rest my head in arms of one who truly cares. One who will never leave or forsake me.
You said you would love me forever. I guess forever was shorter than I thought. You hurt me. You broke me. In my time of greatest need I was left in the rain like an abandoned dog. Bitterness became my closest companion. Hate became my friend. They completed the destruction that you had started. Forgiveness was the last thing on my mind, but it was forgiveness that brought me out of the darkness and back into the light. And so I forgive you, even though you hurt me in a way you cannot begin to understand. The pain will never completely vanish. Memories haunt me like ghosts. But I will not look back. I will not be burdened by grief. I will move forward like a ship sailing out to sea. What awaits me on the other shore? Only God knows. But know this: Though we will probably never see or speak to each other again, I forgive you.
"Nurse! Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyaena, and you're a bone." - Alice, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
"Oh yes! Middle class white people getting the message out there by mild administrative inconveniences!" - SideWaysThinker, YouTube.
Hypnos & Thanatos, twins and children of Erebus and Nyx.
"And there the children of dark Night have their dwellings, Sleep and Death, awful gods. The glowing Sun never looks upon them with his beams, neither as he goes up into heaven, nor as he comes down from heaven. And the former of them roams peacefully over the earth and the sea's broad back and is kindly to men; but the other has a heart of iron, and his spirit within him is pitiless as bronze: whomsoever of men he has once seized he holds fast: and he is hateful even to the deathless gods."