Granted, but it's making fun of you.
I wish for wings.
Granted, however it was given to you inside the spam section, drink responsibly.
I wish someone would post something hilarious.
Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Granted, but it's making fun of you.
I wish for wings.
I don't bite...I nibble.
Granted, but they are broken and you cannot fly with them.
I wish for a blanket
Granted, you have a blanket of snow over your body.
I wish I had a new pair of clothes.
Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Granted, but they have holes in all the wrong places.
I wish for world peace!
I don't bite...I nibble.
Granted. But the world becomes so over-populated that humanity and all fauna on Earth dies slowly and painfully of starvation.
I wish for permanent war; world-wide.
"And on the pedestal these words appear: 'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.'"
Granted, however it doesn't exist so I give you a lolipop, warning I got it from the spam section.
I wish I had a roller coaster ride in which I profited.
Thanks for the siggy Harby san. You definitely know my tastes.
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Granted, but a cruise missile accidentally get's rammed up your ass and sends you sky high.
Ninja'd! :P
Granted, but it runs through your bedroom 24 hours a day.
I wish for a guitar solo!
I don't bite...I nibble.
You are granted your wish but you have to do it naked, on fire, in-front of the Queen, hanging over a pool of blood thristy sharks.
I wish for a spoon.
Don't accept baked goods.
Granted, but you are spooned by a big hairy man with horrible BO.
I wish for juice.